While teaching catechism years ago I once asked 4th graders who is popular trying to prove a some point with them about popularity. Well one little boy said Bill Clinton (this was during the Clinton Scandal). When I ask why thinking "Duh he's the president"

He blatantly says,"Because Monica got doen on her knees for him." Smiling from both ends and proud as he could be

True Story

what are you doing tomorrow?

I wonder why I can't find a good Catholic man, but not a Catholic extremist. My city is almost all Catholic but the fundementalist Christian movement is taking over. i'm a lapsed Catholic butnif i found a good one perhaps i would go to church again.

they say love is patient love is kind and all that crap. Perhaps the bible needs to be revised.

Angels on the Moon by Thriving Ivory

thank you red_lace your poems are very deep

funny ---the things children say

Got one for you.

Miss Bea a prominant old parishoner was visited in her home by the priest. While both were in here house the priest couldn't help to keep noticing in a crystal dish fish with water was a condom on top of an organ. Finally he got enough courage to ask Miss Bea about it.

Miss Bea happily replied,"Isn't just the most wonderful thing?"

"What do you mean," asked the Priest.

"Well I found this package lying on the ground. It said TO PREVENT DISEASE KEEP MOIST AND PUT ON ORGAN and do what father?"

"What Miss Bea?"

"Why I haven't had a cold all winter.

I'll probably be alone. I've had some to share but there weren't all that great because I hardly rember them. Guys were always broke. Just wish I could have a decent one, but I doubt that will ever happen. The heck with my griping....life goes on right?

Maybe so, but I often wonder what does he want or what is he doing to me. I used be religious but when crap keeps happening in my life I'm like who cares? Does God?

QUOTE:

does real love exist anymore?



Yep, in the movies.



That's why I hate watching those movies. Especially the chickflicks. Sometimes I think love is dead.

For me it is hard for me not to believe in a God. I know he exists, but does he care? I don't know. Sometimes I'm like where was God when ths or that happened? Why doesn't God give me the life I want? They say it's all in God's time. Well I think God has a sick sense of humor.

All for One and All for Love by Bran Adams, Sting and Rod Steward

Funny

As a teenager I used to love that song--partially still do. It drove my cousins crazy!!!

AC/DC Shook Me Al Night Long Or Hinder Lips of an Angel. I've actually been the girl on the other end of the phone.

definately I've heard the modern one but I like hers better.

ok I know I look like the offspring of Rob Schnider but it's the only picture I have.

Heart that breaks
Like thin ice,
Love's mistake
Emotion's vice

I get men in their 40's and 50's checking it out, That makes me a little creeped

I only know a few, but that's the one in my mind right now.