A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said,
'I am a Father..'
The little boy replied,
'My Dad dy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered,
'I am the Father of many.'
The boy said,
'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said.
'I am the Father of hundreds',
and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
"Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

funny ---the things children say

Got one for you.

Miss Bea a prominant old parishoner was visited in her home by the priest. While both were in here house the priest couldn't help to keep noticing in a crystal dish fish with water was a condom on top of an organ. Finally he got enough courage to ask Miss Bea about it.

Miss Bea happily replied,"Isn't just the most wonderful thing?"

"What do you mean," asked the Priest.

"Well I found this package lying on the ground. It said TO PREVENT DISEASE KEEP MOIST AND PUT ON ORGAN and do what father?"

"What Miss Bea?"

"Why I haven't had a cold all winter.