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| Topic: Womens Profile Decoding Chart. Funny!!! | |
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Edited by
rs4444
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Sat 03/01/08 07:51 PM
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reading all the profiles. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish..................................49. Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Athletic................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free Spirit.................................Junkie. Friendship first.......................Former Slut. New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Open-minded.........................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional................. ..........Beyotch. Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. |
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hey mine says average looking
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none really apply to me, I don't have any of those
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a woman on yahoo personals wrote this, nut you are from from average sweetie!
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Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s 
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that isn't always true for old-fashioned...
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Wow
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reading all the profiles. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49. Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Athletic................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free Spirit.................................Junkie. Friendship first.......................Former Slut. New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Open-minded.........................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional................. ..........Beyotch. Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.  GGGGaaaagggggggg!!!!!!!!
Gee Wiz I'm always so impressed with men who write sexist things and expect to get laid 
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hey mine says average looking
it shouldnt babe, nothin average about you   
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I don't know what to write here....I'm dumb and lazy
Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask....I'm dumb and lazy I love my friends and family....I'm dumb and lazy and I saw this in 7000 other profiles No game players please....I'm dumb and lazy and I've been fooled a lot in the past I hate writing about myself....I'm dumb and lazy and can't spell or formulate complete sentences I like to have fun....I'm dumb and lazy and it never occurred to me that everybody else likes to have fun, too |
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I don't know what to write here....I'm dumb and lazy Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask....I'm dumb and lazy I love my friends and family....I'm dumb and lazy and I saw this in 7000 other profiles No game players please....I'm dumb and lazy and I've been fooled a lot in the past I hate writing about myself....I'm dumb and lazy and can't spell or formulate complete sentences I like to have fun....I'm dumb and lazy and it never occurred to me that everybody else likes to have fun, too
Now baby thats funny !!! 
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Lex
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I am looking for a manipulative bastard who is misogynistic, irritable, hates the beach, let alone long walks on it, any form of public physical contact, can't stand the full moon...and prefers his woman to shut up and put out.
*sigh* They just don't make men like they used to.....  
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