A furious pounding in a hotel room in the middle of the night awakened a number of guests.

The hotel manager went to the room, and when his knocks went unanswered, he let himself in. He found an elderly man cursing and banging on the wall with both fists.

"Stop that immediately, sir!" the manager ordered. "You're disturbing everyone in the hotel."

"Damn the hotel and everyone in it!" the elderly man hollered. "I just got an erection!"

"Okay," said the hotel manager, "but why must you bang your fists against the wall?"

"Because it's the first erection I've had in years and both of my hands are asleep!"

Uncontrolled

Jackrabbit

Novice

Heron

Acrobat

Support

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Yesterday - Black Eyed Peas

Some even got their palm lines erased doing the procedure....!!

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Tadpole

Pandora's Box - Aerosmith

My daddy’s so funny; always making me laugh 
But, he’s the best daddy anybody could have 

Every time he comes around he has something funny to say 
On days when I feel down daddy can always makes my day 

My daddy’s so funny even when he’s not trying to be 
He has a way with words and gestures that always tickles me 

He makes funny expressions, and he’s so witty too 
He’s so funny he’ll make you forget you were feeling blue 

My daddy’s so funny, but he is also sweet 
He will do anything to help someone else; even get them off the street 

You can find him givin’ change, or just standing up talkin’ 
To a person that most people would look at and just keep on walkin’ 

My daddy’s so funny, but he is such a good provider 
He would do anything to take care of his family, even use the car like a taxi driver 

I’ll never forget the time he got up at 5: 00 in the morning
He walked me all the way to my train stop, even though it was storming.

My daddy’s so funny, but helped raise us girls so well 
When my mama told us “no, ” we couldn’t run to him and tell.

He taught us to be dainty and to act like ladies 
He was always involved in our lives from the time that we were babies.

My daddy’s so funny, but he takes good care of my mother 
No matter how tough times would get, he always stood by her.

He has been with her for more than 50 years 
With her he has shared much marital bliss and many tears.

My daddy’s so funny, but there is something you should know 
He might laugh and joke a lot, but he takes life seriously though.

His personality and the things he does are not for him to be seen 
He just is who he is, and really loves people; from that we can all glean.

My daddy’s so funny, when you ask him what he has to give 
He’ll tell you in a minute, “I got more cold cash than you got days to live! ”

My daddy is so funny, when I just think about him I laugh 
I thank God for my daddy, one of the greatest gifts any girl could have.

Deep river woman - Lionel Richie

Antelope

Every dog is a tiger in his own street.

Mending

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