The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and three years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and two cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

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Love those Canucks :-)

Boo Hiss

Too funny, and unfortunately probably all too true!!

Some guys might be into that.

Well, it's a lucky man who can find a Woman who can handle him, as well as he handles himself

Good one, to bad they had to stretch 2 cases of beer out for 2 weeks. Or did they?

they beer lasted 2 weeks cuz the test subjects kept knocking them selves out

Some even got their palm lines erased doing the procedure....!!

Old Penis Poem
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

That is hilarious nawty