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Fri 09/07/18 07:51 AM
Pebbles

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Fri 09/07/18 07:46 AM
Frisbee

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Vicuna

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Fri 09/07/18 07:41 AM
Somebody to love - Jefferson Airplanes

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Fri 09/07/18 06:33 AM
Everybody Hurts - REM

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Fri 09/07/18 06:30 AM
Seal

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Fri 09/07/18 06:29 AM
Truffles

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Thu 09/06/18 11:16 AM
Emperor

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Wed 09/05/18 12:11 PM
A salesman from Cincinnati traveled to Alabama for a company meeting. He couldn't get a flight back home till Sunday so he decided to spend Saturday fishing.

He went to Cabela's and found a great deal on rods, reels and a loaded tackle box. He rented a kayak at Guntersville lake and headed out in search of bass.

He was only 15 minutes from shore when the trolling motor stopped working. When he realized that the rental company only gave him one oar, he decided to seek help.

He saw a man with two beautiful women on his boat who also had a spare oar.

"Excuse me, may I borrow one of your oars?" he yelled.

The other man appeared offended and yelled back, "Thems ain't 'ores, thems me sisters!"

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Wed 09/05/18 12:06 PM
A Scottish couple was walking across the meadows. The girl looked at the guy and shyly asked, "Would you like to hold my hand?"

"Uh...well yes." the boy said, "But how did you know?"

She said, "By the gleam in your eye."

They walked a little further and the girl said, "Would you like to kiss me?"

"Oh, my yes!" replied the boy, "But how did you know?" She said, "By the gleam in your eye."

As they got to the stream, they sat on a stump; the girl looked at the boy and asked, "Would you like to go all the way with me?"

"Well, oh, my gosh, yes! (gulp) Yes! But how did you know? By the gleam in my eye?"

"No," replied the girl, "by the TILT IN YOUR KILT."

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Wed 09/05/18 11:46 AM
Underlining

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Wed 09/05/18 11:44 AM
Blazing

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Wed 09/05/18 11:41 AM
Noose

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Wed 09/05/18 11:32 AM
Edited by illuminaughty on Wed 09/05/18 11:33 AM
Walrus

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Wed 09/05/18 11:27 AM
Yonder

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Wed 09/05/18 11:25 AM
Taboo - Santana

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Wed 09/05/18 11:21 AM
Delusion

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Wed 09/05/18 10:15 AM
Stardust

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Wed 09/05/18 09:19 AM
Sloth

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Tue 09/04/18 12:13 PM
Newt