You could be the lawyer for Jeffrey Epstein! He also doesn't think age should matter.

Blame idiot environmentalists. They wanted to save trees and started the whole plastic bag business. Now they want to knee jerk into something else. Later, whatever dumb idea they have will make things even worse...

It's like real life. Read profiles and say something to someone you like. Be funny. Be serious. (And delete the young things that contact you first. It's like real life, women in general wait for YOU to say something.)

Best of luck in your endeavor...!

So you are saying that short people should grow longer legs?

I'm sure there are people who will be your pal.

I don't look at men's profiles, but make sure your search is set for a reasonable area around your locality. If you are in a place where there aren't many people within a hundred miles, I guess you'll have to look farther away.

But if you are referring to women who search your profile, you can safely ignore the ones not in your area. Especially the fakes with naked pics. It's pretty much like real life, women in general wait for you to make first contact. When you have women all over your profile, either you are Brad Pitt or they are fake...

Not exactly sure what you'll remember about me, but thanks, dude!

If they're gone, they are gone...

Don't you already have your aunties in your contacts...?

Oh wow, you are Siamese triplets? You should get plenty of action!

No cake, beer only.

A certain group of people complain about conspiracies while engaged in constant conspiracy theories. That same group of people complain about hatred while engaged in constant hysterical hatred.

There aren't enough psychiatrists in the world to treat those in desperate need.

Sadly, I like that!

Will you also take science and math questions...?

Far too many older women have been through marriage and relationships and still think the high school football quarterback or the white knight on a steed will come over the hill and rescue them. A lifetime of reality doesn't change the things they expected in high school.

Good tournament so far, even though I cut the cord and a lot of the games are on cable. The U.S. games are all on broadcast TV, thankfully.

Yeah, if they are deactivated that fast, they weren't real. You didn't notice a similarity in all of the contacts? They really stick out. Stay local, and if you are in an area where there aren't many profiles, go out a bit farther. Plenty of women I have talked to either give me a different city than is in their profile, or if they do know the city they are allegedly from, they don't know anything about it or current events happening there, lol. Keep your head up, and most importantly, keep it focused...!

I just LOVE soccer. I'll watch if it's on broadcast TV. If it isn't, I'll watch select games at a bar.

I did. You just didn't like the answer.