Amen to that. It should be a lesson taught in girls' heath classes: Any guy willing to cheat on someone else to be with you will be just as willing to cheat on you to be with someone else. Guys that stray will continue to stray and guys that stay will always stay.

Question: Why?

Answer: Just because.

There's a plant being built in PA to make it from garbage. I'd like to see more of that.

Could be a sign of a dying hard drive. Before doing anything else, you should back up all your personal data (documents, pictures, music, etc.) ASAP. You can download copies of the missing dll files at http://www.dll-files.com/ but I recommend asking your local tech guru (NOT Geek Squad) to test your hard drive soon.

Some?

I am by no means an expert, so I stick with Ubuntu, though I did try out redhat a few years back.

Say you're 35 and dyslexic.

<------- I admit, this was before I had the 2nd head removed.

I would prefer a woman to be able to look at my face in intimate moments, not my chest hair.

I thought everyone who watched Charlie Brown growing up knew that:

Charlie Brown: Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?

Linus: Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about.
[moves toward the center of the stage]

Linus: Lights, please.
[a spotlight shines on Linus]

Linus: "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"
[Linus picks up his blanket and walks back towards Charlie Brown]

Linus: That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

Don't have one myself, but I've used my friend's often enough. It takes a little getting used to, but it's not hard.

If I had a place to meet women, I wouldn't be hanging out online, would I?

Some guys can pull it off, just not me. I like it short.

Openness and honesty is a good thing here. And early, as in the sooner the better.

Who wouldn't want to hang out with a pirate? Especially the good captain?

Maybe it's because the rum is always gone.

Almost makes you wish for the old days when RAM was expensive and software developers had to optimize their product to use as little as possible.

Would you rather get e-mails from a Nigerian Prine telling you that you won the Hong Kong Lotto?

Aren't we all Jung at heart?

Snow.