Thank you Sir,appreciate you reading it!

I wish I could frame your comment and e-mail,Thank you so much May!

I love you too....



Love you more though

Sometimes I feel like I'm dreaming my way through life
and I set myself apart from the reality it takes to survive
I don't know if its love or the shadows I'm reaching for
but everytime I tell myself I can't take this anymore


Something lifts me,and my destiny is in a perfect view
though it seems I wait on the edge of a dream,I can feel my
future with you
With such constant emotion,and this never ending will
I can face every broken hope,and know I'd love you still



I've faced a lot of changes and I've accepted everyone
Had my share of heartache from so much sacrificial love
I've watched my dreams just shatter,leaving me to question why
is it too much for a broken man to ask,he's given wings to fly

And I've waited for something to make me feel that its alright
though my faith seemed to vanish all along those lonely nights
I never knew in time that love would come and take me by the hand
after all thats gone so wrong in my life,I still had a chance
and it's all because of you

Thank you Roy

Beautiful Vicki,Lurch would be so proud..and remember,everytime you think of him,he thinks of you.

Visions of an angel,
as if I could touch a dream
I feel your breath on my skin
but my love is unreleased
I hardly feel worth those eyes
that stare a hole through me
and it's hard to realize
that I'm the only man you need


When someone so much stronger
can take you
No matter how hard I fall
It seems everytime I try to fly
I crash into the wall



My heart is yours,though I'm unsure
I can somehow not be so imperfect anymore
I'd give you wings,if I could do such a thing
but it seems I'm only human,and nothing more
Despite all my mistakes,I'm forever yours




Everytime I kiss you I ask myself
will this be the last time I touch your lips
I feel every word you say,
as if they came from your fingertips
I love to watch you from a distance,
just to watch your smile light such darkness
in my life
I'd miss so much the nights I could hold you
feeling every dream through your eyes.



I'll never overcome the fear
that I'll someday have to say goodbye
When someone comes who can make it rain,
and all I can do is cry




My heart is yours,though I'm unsure
I can somehow not be so imperfect anymore
I'd give you wings,if I could do such a thing
but it seems I'm only human,and nothing more
Despite all my mistakes,I'm forever yours




If just one breath could convince you
and just one kiss could forever make you mine
I would never need anyone but you,
because one touch alone would complete my life





My heart is yours,though I'm unsure
I can somehow not be so imperfect anymore
I'd give you wings,if I could do such a thing
but it seems I'm only human,and nothing more
Despite all my mistakes,I'm forever yours

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Yes true,but what causes this internal fermentation is years of fiberless feasts..Yes mainly animal,but also sugar...and he even mentioned milk.The point he was really driving was even though you may feel like you don't have to crap..you have a thick rubbery mass of feces thats lodged inside your body..and his magical poop potion is supposed to make you dump it all out..even the live worms..and living parasites.....Yummy

Rolling on the floor..good call man

Lol,exactly Brooke..but this dude has more than an obsession ..he has a Ph.D in the study of fecal evacuations..and who says you don't learn crap in college

Parasites..thank u..thats the term I was looking for..You got them too I see

I guess you can just google "The ultimate Cleanse"

Lol,thanks man.

I just watched an info-mercial called "The Ultimate Cleanse"


The guy on the show is a health evangelist on vitality and colon cleansing...in other terms...he's a crap expert.He owns poop spas in california and helps extract fecal matter for thousands of people.He has dedicated himself in ending the nation of constipation war,ending internal fermentation and commiting his studies to human bowel evacuations.Beyond a hypothetical theory his ideal dump is an elimination that takes place thirty minutes after every meal.He also noted that living species consume our intestines and live and mate their as well.After taking his poop vitamins,a natural herb supplement his patients have crapped out everything from 6inch to 25 inch worms,that were living in their bodies.He himself took a six foot dump in one sitting and thats not the worse..his nurse (assistant) crapped out something with legs.Think thats bad..one of his x-rays of a patient had a living creature with eyes and teeth.Thats not all,these things have been known to feed off of our blood,cause mental depression,bad skin complexion,sexual malfunctions..and body oder.So everyone...go take a **** ..now..THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to hell.........................to RULE

It seems perfections so consuming
when you can't be more than human
just trying to measure up to someone you love
to feel lost for every word,trying not to sound obscured
trying not to show in your fears,you love someone

You pray the light never dims,but it seems life is
nothing but the rain and the wind
Your arms are the shelter,still you ask when will
the breaking begin
It's the fear you'll someday be alone again



I wish I could tell you,there's no need to feel down
but I've been here for a while,and there's heartache all around
I don't mean to carry on,but my fears are just like yours
I'm in love with my girl,but wonder if I always will be hers


Just like a perfect visual,an angel light that you can feel
but does the love that you give to her convince her you are real
I've been told from time to time,that true love will never die
but loneliness is the man who stares on through an empty sky
And love can feel so hopeless,something every heart will know
but you swear she'll buy into every word that you wrote
and you learn love has no pity,sometimes you just have to walk alone
but keeping true love locked in my heart is the greatest battle
I have ever known.

You suck.



Just kidding...nice poem buddy.

Yeah plus old people would be able to walk a lot faster if they didn't pull their pants up to their chest.

I want you to


mink like a bagel and cream yourself
Turn around until you see yourself
Laugh so hard that your gut is in fits
mink like an english muffin and....forksplit

I want to make crap fly from your butt
get you freakin,make you grab your nuts
Break your nose,til your whole face shatters
It's baseball season,and I'm the batter


Theres plenty of umph in this fist
got a little groove left and a little twist
I may have to stop to pea myself
but the lemonade is flyin aimed at your mouth


So underestimate the golden age
I'll lock your ass up in a cage
I'll feed you to my poker friends
mink like the wind,I'll make you bend
I'll give ya the what for Tommy
I'll knock you into a see ya later
I'll scramble you like an egg
cause I'm the spermanator\
You don't go to school,
you can't hold a job
You should have known butter
but your not corn on the cob




First off,before any "Jack Ass" gets on here and makes this JOKE into a serious matter,know this..I don't know anyone named Tommy,this is just a poem about how funny old people talk when they get pissed.


Now here's a chance for you to tell us something that your grandma or grandpa used to say that was either funnier than hell or irritated the crap out of you.