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Topic: Holy Crap!Everybody out of the pool!!!!!!!!
nightruler's photo
Tue 05/20/08 01:50 AM
I just watched an info-mercial called "The Ultimate Cleanse"


The guy on the show is a health evangelist on vitality and colon cleansing...in other terms...he's a crap expert.He owns poop spas in california and helps extract fecal matter for thousands of people.He has dedicated himself in ending the nation of constipation war,ending internal fermentation and commiting his studies to human bowel evacuations.Beyond a hypothetical theory his ideal dump is an elimination that takes place thirty minutes after every meal.He also noted that living species consume our intestines and live and mate their as well.After taking his poop vitamins,a natural herb supplement his patients have crapped out everything from 6inch to 25 inch worms,that were living in their bodies.He himself took a six foot dump in one sitting and thats not the worse..his nurse (assistant) crapped out something with legs.Think thats bad..one of his x-rays of a patient had a living creature with eyes and teeth.Thats not all,these things have been known to feed off of our blood,cause mental depression,bad skin complexion,sexual malfunctions..and body oder.So everyone...go take a **** ..now..THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr_Green's photo
Tue 05/20/08 01:50 AM
Well alright then.

JaceKnows's photo
Tue 05/20/08 01:51 AM
Easy nomination for Thread Of The Night.

drinker drinker

Droxfo's photo
Tue 05/20/08 01:53 AM
Do they have a website?

nightruler's photo
Tue 05/20/08 01:53 AM

Easy nomination for Thread Of The Night.

drinker drinker



Lol,thanks man.

nightruler's photo
Tue 05/20/08 01:54 AM

Do they have a website?




I guess you can just google "The ultimate Cleanse"

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Tue 05/20/08 01:54 AM
Holy crap!

I heard eating lots of raw garlic will kill those parasites. I grow elephant garlic in my herb garden. I think I'll go dig some up tomorrow.

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 05/20/08 01:56 AM

Do they have a website?
laugh Thats what I want to knowlaugh

nightruler's photo
Tue 05/20/08 01:56 AM

Holy crap!

I heard eating lots of raw garlic will kill those parasites. I grow elephant garlic in my herb garden. I think I'll go dig some up tomorrow.



Parasites..thank u..thats the term I was looking for..You got them too I see

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Tue 05/20/08 01:57 AM
I just watched a commercial about a pill that will make men "bigger"...haha....please!!

brooke007's photo
Tue 05/20/08 01:59 AM
ive heard about that before...

uck though.. i prefer to just ignore all off that crap...laugh laugh

poop obsession cannot be healthy!!

Mr_Green's photo
Tue 05/20/08 02:01 AM
Wait... parasites? Does this have anything to do with Cloverfield noway

nightruler's photo
Tue 05/20/08 02:03 AM

ive heard about that before...

uck though.. i prefer to just ignore all off that crap...laugh laugh

poop obsession cannot be healthy!!


Lol,exactly Brooke..but this dude has more than an obsession ..he has a Ph.D in the study of fecal evacuations..and who says you don't learn crap in college

DestinysDream's photo
Tue 05/20/08 02:07 AM
OMG, what about those people who have been on Fear Factor. laugh Somebody needs to do a recall of contestants. laugh

nightruler's photo
Tue 05/20/08 02:10 AM

OMG, what about those people who have been on Fear Factor. laugh Somebody needs to do a recall of contestants. laugh



Rolling on the floor..good call man

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Tue 05/20/08 02:19 AM
ohhhhhhhh so not a good thread at 5am...lmfaooooooo

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Tue 05/20/08 02:20 AM
We have bacteria covering our entire bodies, inside and out. To say you're going to kill all of them is insane. A lot of it is beneficial. An interesting thing I learned in my biology/life science class though is that a recent study showed that a certain type of bacteria is the cause of heartburn.

As far as those other creatures go... lol try not eating pork, they carry eggs of certain worms that wallow in their cess pools. Also, try not eating raw meat (or rare) because if a cow or whatever else it is you're eating is carrying eggs of anything, it will be given to you.

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Tue 05/20/08 02:26 AM

I just watched an info-mercial called "The Ultimate Cleanse"


The guy on the show is a health evangelist on vitality and colon cleansing...in other terms...he's a crap expert.He owns poop spas in california and helps extract fecal matter for thousands of people.He has dedicated himself in ending the nation of constipation war,ending internal fermentation and commiting his studies to human bowel evacuations.Beyond a hypothetical theory his ideal dump is an elimination that takes place thirty minutes after every meal.He also noted that living species consume our intestines and live and mate their as well.After taking his poop vitamins,a natural herb supplement his patients have crapped out everything from 6inch to 25 inch worms,that were living in their bodies.He himself took a six foot dump in one sitting and thats not the worse..his nurse (assistant) crapped out something with legs.Think thats bad..one of his x-rays of a patient had a living creature with eyes and teeth.Thats not all,these things have been known to feed off of our blood,cause mental depression,bad skin complexion,sexual malfunctions..and body oder.So everyone...go take a **** ..now..THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


noway noway noway

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Tue 05/20/08 02:29 AM
oh good god--now i gotta sh*t--

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Tue 05/20/08 02:31 AM

We have bacteria covering our entire bodies, inside and out. To say you're going to kill all of them is insane. A lot of it is beneficial. An interesting thing I learned in my biology/life science class though is that a recent study showed that a certain type of bacteria is the cause of heartburn.

As far as those other creatures go... lol try not eating pork, they carry eggs of certain worms that wallow in their cess pools. Also, try not eating raw meat (or rare) because if a cow or whatever else it is you're eating is carrying eggs of anything, it will be given to you.



wow, im not eating meat again!!!sick noway

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