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| Topic: Holy Crap!Everybody out of the pool!!!!!!!! | |
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I just watched an info-mercial called "The Ultimate Cleanse"
The guy on the show is a health evangelist on vitality and colon cleansing...in other terms...he's a crap expert.He owns poop spas in california and helps extract fecal matter for thousands of people.He has dedicated himself in ending the nation of constipation war,ending internal fermentation and commiting his studies to human bowel evacuations.Beyond a hypothetical theory his ideal dump is an elimination that takes place thirty minutes after every meal.He also noted that living species consume our intestines and live and mate their as well.After taking his poop vitamins,a natural herb supplement his patients have crapped out everything from 6inch to 25 inch worms,that were living in their bodies.He himself took a six foot dump in one sitting and thats not the worse..his nurse (assistant) crapped out something with legs.Think thats bad..one of his x-rays of a patient had a living creature with eyes and teeth.Thats not all,these things have been known to feed off of our blood,cause mental depression,bad skin complexion,sexual malfunctions..and body oder.So everyone...go take a **** ..now..THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Well alright then.
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Easy nomination for Thread Of The Night.
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Do they have a website?
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Easy nomination for Thread Of The Night.
Lol,thanks man. |
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Do they have a website? I guess you can just google "The ultimate Cleanse" |
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Holy crap!
I heard eating lots of raw garlic will kill those parasites. I grow elephant garlic in my herb garden. I think I'll go dig some up tomorrow. |
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Do they have a website?  Thats what I want to know
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Holy crap! I heard eating lots of raw garlic will kill those parasites. I grow elephant garlic in my herb garden. I think I'll go dig some up tomorrow. Parasites..thank u..thats the term I was looking for..You got them too I see |
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I just watched a commercial about a pill that will make men "bigger"...haha....please!!
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ive heard about that before...
uck though.. i prefer to just ignore all off that crap...
poop obsession cannot be healthy!! |
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Wait... parasites? Does this have anything to do with Cloverfield
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ive heard about that before... uck though.. i prefer to just ignore all off that crap...
poop obsession cannot be healthy!! Lol,exactly Brooke..but this dude has more than an obsession ..he has a Ph.D in the study of fecal evacuations..and who says you don't learn crap in college |
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OMG, what about those people who have been on Fear Factor.
Somebody needs to do a recall of contestants.
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OMG, what about those people who have been on Fear Factor. Somebody needs to do a recall of contestants.
Rolling on the floor..good call man |
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ohhhhhhhh so not a good thread at 5am...lmfaooooooo
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We have bacteria covering our entire bodies, inside and out. To say you're going to kill all of them is insane. A lot of it is beneficial. An interesting thing I learned in my biology/life science class though is that a recent study showed that a certain type of bacteria is the cause of heartburn.
As far as those other creatures go... lol try not eating pork, they carry eggs of certain worms that wallow in their cess pools. Also, try not eating raw meat (or rare) because if a cow or whatever else it is you're eating is carrying eggs of anything, it will be given to you. |
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I just watched an info-mercial called "The Ultimate Cleanse" The guy on the show is a health evangelist on vitality and colon cleansing...in other terms...he's a crap expert.He owns poop spas in california and helps extract fecal matter for thousands of people.He has dedicated himself in ending the nation of constipation war,ending internal fermentation and commiting his studies to human bowel evacuations.Beyond a hypothetical theory his ideal dump is an elimination that takes place thirty minutes after every meal.He also noted that living species consume our intestines and live and mate their as well.After taking his poop vitamins,a natural herb supplement his patients have crapped out everything from 6inch to 25 inch worms,that were living in their bodies.He himself took a six foot dump in one sitting and thats not the worse..his nurse (assistant) crapped out something with legs.Think thats bad..one of his x-rays of a patient had a living creature with eyes and teeth.Thats not all,these things have been known to feed off of our blood,cause mental depression,bad skin complexion,sexual malfunctions..and body oder.So everyone...go take a **** ..now..THE ALIENS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh good god--now i gotta sh*t--
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We have bacteria covering our entire bodies, inside and out. To say you're going to kill all of them is insane. A lot of it is beneficial. An interesting thing I learned in my biology/life science class though is that a recent study showed that a certain type of bacteria is the cause of heartburn. As far as those other creatures go... lol try not eating pork, they carry eggs of certain worms that wallow in their cess pools. Also, try not eating raw meat (or rare) because if a cow or whatever else it is you're eating is carrying eggs of anything, it will be given to you. wow, im not eating meat again!!! 
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