I'll wear your favorite outfit. If you behave.

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.

Ask a cop- We know the best cop jokes

Things not to say to police officers:


1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

3. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

4. Are You Andy or Barney?

5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.

6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7. I pay your salary!

8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

AWW Ash

Whats wrong buddy?

UJ BEHAVE YOURSELF- OR

I'll have to get my work equipment out.

But seriously --Lets discuss the terms. ASH you said anything. I promise it will be good for you too.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

UMMM
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EVEN BETTER Both combined




Now shall we discuss terms? You did say anything right Ash?

Its of great importance. I don't want to feel like I have to expl;ain everythting to a man I'm involved with. I have a child I have to teach about the world, not really into doing that with a grown man.

But lets face, physical attraction is important, mental stimulation is great. But if you really want to have a connection then they have to stimulate your mind as well as your body for it to truly work.

I think most women LOVE when a man cooks.
Me personally I think its greatwhen a man cooks. Cooking can be such a great experience- although some people find it very daunting

That magical food called BACON

Like I would LOVE to do my imitation of Garfield right now. But still have 2 hours before I can.

LOVE RHPS!!
A few years ago me and my now ex husband did Dr. Frankenfurter amnd Magenta for Halloween and won the costume contest. I could sing every song in my sleep.

Since you guys keep mentioning Richard O'Brien--If you watch the movie " Ever After" with Drew Barymore- he plays Monsier Le Pew.
I almost died when I realized that.


Its just a jump to the left................................

REALLY? Do you ACTUALLY believe this?
"This means that any man will never be able to develop a solid relationship with a woman who has a kid so why should he bother?"


I think you need you broaden your horizons my friend. Just because I have a child DOES NOT Mean that I can't have a solid relationship with someone who is not his dad.
It just means that I will start a relationship , before he gets to be involved win my childs life. So my child doesn't get his feelings hurt if it doesn't work out.

As a mom of an almost 7 yr old son. Its because its another aspect to take into consideration in a relationship. And becuase alot of women are looking for someone to "take care of them and their child", OR someone to play daddy.

When I met someone I make sure they know up front, my son and I are a packaged deal. However we will spend time without my son involved first, just to make sure it will actually last some time.

Since 9/11/2010. Not very long in comparison to some. But longer than alot.

Not here as much as I used to be. But CANNOT give up on my minglers.

Hearing a dear friend call me his "girl"

You can google free text messages, or anonymous text messages.

CHOCOLATE.

* slides hands over body* doing a self pat down

hmmm I feel fine.

I wish you weren't so far away, I wish you "fit the criteria" a bit better. I just can't get involved with another man I'm more than likely gonna end up supporting financially.
Makes me sad.