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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

You know, it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in
heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.
Susie, still crying, said What would God want with a dead dog?

To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells
her it'll make her fat. I won't do it any more, Mom, says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. If I bite my
fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom? You'll be fatter than
that, says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a
very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's
belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this
stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, Excuse me,
but do you know me? And the little girl says, No, but I know what you've
been doing...

A small boy was lost, so he went up to a
policeman and said, I've lost my dad!
The cop said, What's he like?
The little boy replied, Beer and women!

Why do you look so glum today?, the teacher asked young Johnny.
I didn't have no breakfast, Johnny mumbled.
You poor dear, said the teacher. Now, to return to our geography
lesson, Johnny, where is the French border?
In bed with my mom. That's why I didn't have no breakfast.

ALL JOKES TAKEN FROM TWILIGHT FUN ZONE

Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all
afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played
baseball and then he proposed to Betty (age 7) the next door neighbor.
They are going to get married. His parents think this is cute, and they
don't want to make fun of Johnny so they ask Johnny him How are you and
Betty going to pay for the expenses of being married? He replies Well
with the USD1 I get each week from you and the USD1 she gets from her Mom and
Dad, we should do o.k. His father says That's fine, but how will you pay
the extra expenses if you and Betty have a baby? Johnny answers Well, so
far, we've been lucky...

A teacher said to her little student Suzy, Punctuate the following
sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry.
Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, Let's see. Fun
period fun period fun no period worry worry worry!!!

One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding
parents left us alone in the living room.
Naturally, we did not talk all the time. In the midst of a kiss, I noticed
her little sister in her nightgown watching us from the doorway.
If you will be a good girl and go to bed, I will give you a quarter, I
said to her.
Without taking the bribe or saying a word, she ran off but soon was back
again.
Here is a dollar, she said. I wanna watch.

Taken from Fun Zone

Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Little Johnny: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow. That's what I
did.

Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother,
How was I born? The stork brought you to us. Oh, said Little Johnny.
Well, how did you and daddy get born? he asked. Oh, the stork brought
us too. So. . . how were grandpa and grandma born? Well, darling, the
stork brought them too, said the mother. The next day Little Johnny
handed in his paper to the teacher. It read, This report is impossible to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.