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If You Could
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There is not enough room on the page to back track all the should've, could've's
SO the one thing i wouldn't change is having my little girl 
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to all the stephen king fans
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How am I supposed to choose these were all good
Apt Pupil Bag of Bones Carrie Cat's Eye Children of the Corn Christine Creepshow I Creepshow II Cujo The Dark Half The Dead Zone Desperation The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer Dolores Claiborne Dreamcatcher Firestarter The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon Graveyard Shift The Green Mile Hearts in Atlantis It The Langoliers The Mangler Maximum Overdrive Misery The Mist Needful Things The Night Flier Nightmares and Dreamscapes Pet Sematary Quicksilver Highway Riding the Bullet Rose Red The Running Man Salem's Lot Salem's Lot Secret Window The Shawshank Redemption The Shining The Shining Silver Bullet Sleepwalkers Sometimes They Come Back Stand By Me The Stand Storm of the Century The Sun Dog Thinner Tommyknockers Trucks |
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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It just started pouring down rain outside
brb <----going to jump in some puddles
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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 I got into a fight with my rice Krispies this morning i distinctly heard snap .........carackle.....**** him carlin ! 
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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 <-cracks open another beer |
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Dont post here.......
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IZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (((((((((((((((((((((((BRO))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Mitch Hedberg |
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Dont post here.......
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IZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.
Mitch Hedberg |
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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I heard that like 27 years ago and I never forgot it
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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I got into a fight with my rice Krispies this morning i distinctly heard snap .........carackle.....**** him
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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I got some questions that have plagued me for years.... What makes the teflon stick to the pan??? Why does a cowboy wear 2 spurs? When one side of the horse goes, so does t'other Why do they call 'em buildings when they're already done buildin' 'em, they oughta call 'em builts..or in the case of where I live, a crumbling. If yogurt goes bad, how can you tell? Why does a man have nipples and no tits? I mean, does a plumber put a faucet on the wall with no pipe?? I have that one on VHS |
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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ONe more then I'm going for another beer
I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes. Mitch Hedberg |
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."
Mitch Hedberg
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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I used to lay in my twin bed at night and wonder where my brother was. Mitch Hedberg I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. Mitch Hedberg |
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the **** does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps **** fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
Mitch Hedberg |
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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Rice is really great when yer hungry for 2000 of something Mitch Hedberg
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ok, who hates them....
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"Wrong Way"
Sublime |
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be a B****.
Mitch Hedberg |
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