ooo, thats interesting. hmmm.

oh yay that's hot, come over so I can tear it off you (and burn it in the fireplace)

wants to be a stand up comedian,

haha good one

Every vote is staged just a ballot boxes are transferred.

laughs at his own jokes, wait thats not a rumor nor scandalous,

puts pickles in his rear

maybe it's just a really secure escort to a more efficient means of transportation. . which means more room, more PRESENTs

Ever Wonder Why

They laugh at me at school. I don't have the best clothes. I can't get a real boyfriend so I took what I can get. He knows I'm not that pretty, he told me so. Besides he slept with all my friends anyways. I know I am overweight. My parents don't have that much money. I am a single parent and I don't know what I am doing. I can't do anything right. No-one listens to me.

All my friends are flakes. My mom is a drug addict. I'm an alcoholic. My kids deserve better. I always make bad decisions. People say I'm ugly. My grades aren't that good. I'll never finish school. I don't know what I am doing. I can't afford cute clothes. I'm all alone in this world. I had an abortion. I don't deserve to live. My kids deserve better. Nobody loves me. My parents kicked me out. My dad is on drugs. I used to sell my body. Some people call me a slut. I have a lot of tattoos. My face is long and my nose is big. So is my butt.

If I really listened to everything people told me I'd already be dead. But I chose a new life. I decided to take my old life and kill it. I choose to be an optimist and know that God has a plan for me. I understand that people see me on the surface and will make their own judgements about me, EVEN WHEN THEY ARE NOT TRUE. I understand that 99.9 percent of the worlds population are truly selfish and self absorbed, so why should their opinion matter. I choose to surround myself with people who do like me for me. Even if it is only one or two people. In life you will find only a few true friends. It's a long lived saying I can count all my true friends on one hand. Perhaps even a half a hand, But one true friend is worth more than a million fake people who surround themselves around my beauty, my talent, my self worth just to be in my entourage. I'm glad God showed me the way. I'm thankful for second chances. I choose to accept myself and to give second chances to the people around me. I will accept the positive and shield the negative. For I know I have a purpose and my talents will not be wasted. Amen, never give up on yourself or your dreams, things change, people change physically and emotionally. Money does not rule the world, You DO!

awesome poem

haha good one

photo chopped

Blue Bird come back I miss your tune Blue bird come back I need your song
Blue bird come home I need you soon, Blue Bird come now you’ve been gone too long.
Blue Bird, Blue Bird, Blue Bird.
Blue Bird, you haven’t heard it wasn’t true. Didn’t you know, I am in love with you.
Blue Bird You fly away, I ask why? Blue bird your absence makes me cry.
I look up into the sky but I do not see. I do not see you coming back to me.
I sit by my windowsill each day I wait. But you fly away, is this our fate?
Blue bird blue bird blue bird


This is a love story between a mother and her daughter who ran away because no-one believed her

theory???/ whats yours, I love the discounts with my club cards, but i hate to use them, not like i am a criminal but why do they have to know when I am at the market or toys r us.

what are some theories you have, keep it short we can google the rest if we want more info.

conspiracy theory. . .new topic?

scrooge--------------- I love christmas

yay, i am really good at that. . . ;}

its cool, i usually am on my regular computer but sometimes at night when I am too tired i just grab my laptop. then my dam finger hits all the pop ups, i hate to be uploading every tom dick and hairy on here though, all those antivirus, java updates and crap, i dont want to poisin this wonderful machine, i use it for work.

is that a ren and stimpy video??? I didnt click it, i am going to bed. you can just tell me cuz i am lazy

oh well I dont got that going on but darn it i got my mingle 2 kickin,

i got my gtl on then, LOL, so what is DTF??

bragger