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Thu 05/01/08 05:42 PM

Uhm, hiker, sugar pop, lovey... honey bunches of O's...

why do we keep adding men to our little harem?


I'm going to live in sin with Darth because he will milk bats for me so we don't have to leave the cabin in the woods where he's going to keep me captive

Fear, cuz he agreed to fake marry me, and not have a legal ceremony.

CleanBathroom... but we're just each others back ups.

Jaceknows- cuz he thinks I'm awesome... (I know right, don't tell him any different)

DTHRomeo- cuz he is gonna speak spanish in my ear....laugh

Those are all the proposals I've gotten so far..... I might be slipping in my old age....:angry:



Yay!drinker

I'm first on the list!:tongue:

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Thu 05/01/08 10:43 AM
WooHoo!drinker

Nothing like planting your seed by the fire :wink:

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Thu 05/01/08 05:41 AM
Or maybe they realize that the most potent and passionate relationship will be derived from "friends first" drinker

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Mon 04/28/08 09:53 PM
Again?! Sure:tongue:

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Mon 04/28/08 09:48 PM
You'd have to be a crack smokin' b!tch to not be able to appreciate Ms. Lily's magnificent love globes love

:tongue:

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Mon 04/28/08 07:29 AM


I mean this in a completely heterosexual and somewhat self promoting way...

Blue eyed dark haired guys rule :tongue:


:heart: You don't need promotion with me sweetheart...:heart:


:heart: :heart: blushing :heart: :heart:

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Mon 04/28/08 07:26 AM
I mean this in a completely heterosexual and somewhat self promoting way...

Blue eyed dark haired guys rule :tongue:

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Sun 04/27/08 06:08 AM
Uh yeah...all women want is just sex....all of em'.

Get with the program dude:tongue:

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Sun 04/27/08 06:05 AM
"Home Run Salad"- by Farmer Tan

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Mon 04/21/08 05:51 AM

to a sex dream about someone on here....It's time I start limiting my time online I think...sad


I think the real question is...was it good?smokin

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Sat 04/19/08 05:13 AM
Beautiful :smile:

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Wed 04/16/08 11:15 AM


Man crush on J.... I might have one on him too...can we take him fishing???


Wouldn't you have to actually be a man to have a mancrush too?


Or are you admitting something here?:tongue:

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Wed 04/16/08 06:37 AM
Well after all that shark fishing talk I think I've got a mancrush on Jace toolove

:tongue:




It was requested that a topic be started on this subject...

So here you go doll....:heart:




It was more of an observation than a request but thanks Lily :wink:

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Tue 04/15/08 08:40 AM
:wink:

Nobody has any "Yo Momma" jokes?huh



Yo Mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.


My fav isn't truly a "Yo momma" but a classic nonetheless=)

You so ugly...when you were born the Doctor slapped yo Momma!

drinker

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Tue 04/15/08 07:22 AM
Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.

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Mon 04/14/08 07:41 AM
Finding that "perfect for you" person..someone that you really click with... is not something that comes along everyday.


For me this one would be a no-brainer :wink:

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Sat 04/12/08 11:40 AM
Based on musicianship, melodic composition, lyrical content, social impact and relevance.. Metallica is by far the superior band.

I used to like them both..but haven't listened to either of them in years.yawn

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Thu 04/10/08 06:38 AM


Darth, you are so sexy!

I am sending you via PM, my email address outside of here, okay?


Kisses!



Awwww shucks lady blushing

You save those smooched for your soldier...he's earned em drinker

My youngest daughter and I finished a letter last night..I can just email it to you here and you can print it and send itflowerforyou

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Tue 04/08/08 05:37 PM
Hasidic I have 2 little girls here ready to write..let me know where to send the letters flowerforyou





lv420g....Thank you for your service.drinker

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Tue 04/08/08 02:08 PM
Sounds like a clear case of "drunk dialing" drinker


Wiki it :smile: