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Sat 01/19/08 07:26 PM
Edited by jfswolf on Sat 01/19/08 07:27 PM
edit: sorry, wrong post, but um No, women don't tell the truth, ever. It's all degrees to them, sorry.

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Tue 01/15/08 05:33 PM
I didn't like it, it was more like a made for TV movie then anything else.

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Mon 01/14/08 06:58 PM
I didn't see this one posted anywhere, its a true story, lol.


from the ASSOCIATED PRESS:

Jane Hambleton has dubbed herself the "meanest mom on the planet."

After finding alcohol in her son's car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old's misdeed with everyone -- by placing an ad in the local newspaper.

The ad reads: "OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don't love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for 3 weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet."

Hambleton has heard from people besides interested buyers since recently placing the ad in The Des Moines Register.

The 48-year-old from Fort Dodge says she has fielded more than 70 telephone calls from emergency room technicians, nurses, school counselors and even a Georgia man who wanted to congratulate her.

"The ad cost a fortune, but you know what? I'm telling people what happened here," Hambleton says. "I'm not just gonna put the car for resale when there's nothing wrong with it, except the driver made a dumb decision. It's overwhelming the number of calls I've gotten from people saying 'Thank you, it's nice to see a responsible parent.' So far there are no calls from anyone saying, 'You're really strict. You're real overboard, lady.'"

The only critic is her son, who Hambleton says is "very, very unhappy" with the ad and claims the alcohol was left by a passenger.

Hambleton believes her son, but has decided mercy isn't the best policy in this case. She says she set two rules when she bought the car at Thanksgiving: No booze, and always keep it locked.

The car has been sold, but Hambleton says she will continue the ad for another week -- just for the feedback.

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Tue 01/01/08 06:32 PM
Did you know that 70% of all statistics are made up?

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Tue 01/01/08 05:25 PM
My sister likes to buy hard cover books, cut a hole in the book and put a little gift in the book, then send me the cut out pages in another gift. The worst part is.. she is very good at picking books I like.

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Sat 12/29/07 07:06 PM
I have my daughter this year so I won't be alone. Probably be watching a barbie movie or something, lol.

Normally I just watch the year on my clock turn over and go to bed.. I'll take a barbie movie over that any year.

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Tue 12/25/07 07:36 PM
True story here.

I was running the rounds with a guy at work and we stopped for lunch. Inside we were talking about IRL stuff and finally he looked at me and ask "Is your glass half empty or half full?" I looked at him with a straight face and I ask him "Who the heck has been drinking out of my glass?"

Swear to whomever, the guy didn't get it.

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Tue 12/25/07 07:05 PM
I loved that show. I don't have FX. :(

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Tue 12/25/07 04:58 PM
http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

I was sent this link about the story of the Perfect Man and His Perfect Wife... Enjoy, lol.

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Sat 12/22/07 08:54 PM

have you heard of The Black Veil? it the vamp bible! and go to google, type in "what kind of vampire am I?" and its the 2-4 (I cant remember) one down. im a Tremere.


Go to barnes and Nobles or any book store. There are a ton of vampire novels and series out there. I love reading them. A lot of them follow the 13 clans but there are some that don't.

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Sat 12/22/07 08:47 PM
Blood Disorders: Porphyria

I google'd it, lol.

http://www.penddraig.co.uk/vampire/vampmed.html

http://www.merck.com/mmhe/sec14/ch170/ch170c.html

Are 2 sites with some interesting info.

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Sat 12/22/07 08:42 PM
I remember reading about a rare blood disease that can make people sensitive to light and some are missing something in their blood that they can only get either by drinking blood or using the science of today.

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Sat 12/22/07 02:22 PM
I have the same problem too sometimes. Have you tried having one of your friends with you? That would make you feel more comfortable and they can jump in anytime to help you out.

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Sat 12/22/07 02:17 PM
I usually go out to the movies or just driving around. Being at home alone kinda sucks during the holidays. I also flirt with any cute girls (old enough lol) because usually if they are working the holiday then they are single too.

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Sat 12/22/07 01:30 PM
I've had that happen to me more then once.

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Thu 12/20/07 07:14 PM
If the ocean was Vodka and I was a Duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up
But the ocean is not Vodka and I'm not a Duck
So pass me a Shot and STFU


(I read that awhile ago, but no idea where it came from originally)

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Fri 11/30/07 06:57 PM
I hope I'm not out of line but..

/stand + /clap

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Fri 11/30/07 06:38 PM
Hope they hit him hard. He is (hopefully was) a role model for a lot of people. Plus there has been a lot of bad news recently about celebrities and people with a lot of money getting off easier then a "normal" person would in the same circumstance.

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Mon 11/26/07 07:00 PM
This is a long cut and paste but it's an e-mail that was sent to me.

YOU WILL FIND THE SECRET SERVICE VIEWS ON THE PERSONALITIES OF PAST PRESIDENTS TO BE QUITE INTERESTING.

For those who don't know... Capt. Denny Keast flies for UAL and flew many SAM's (Special Air Mission's) for the White House.

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I flew 4 Presidential support missions in the C-141 out of Dover AFB, DE.. Two for President Johnson and two for President Nixon.

Johnson was a first class jerk and on the two occasions I flew for him, if the Secret Service and their Liaison in the Pentagon hadn't intervened, we
would have had to stay on the airplane for hours while he ( Johnson) was off somewhere. Nixon never required that and the four (4) stops we made with
him he was cordial to the Secret Service and to me and my crew.

We had a neighbor when I lived in DC who was part of the secret service presidential detail for many years. His stories of Kennedy and Johnson were
the same as those I heard from the guys who flew the presidents' plane

Yes, Kennedy did have Marilyn Monroe flown in for secret "dates," and LBJ was a typical Texas "good ole boy" womanizer. Nixon, Bush 41, and
Carter never cheated on their wives. Clinton cheated, but couldn't match Kennedy or LBJ in style or variety.


The information below is accurate: The elder Bush and current president Bush make it a point to thank and take care of the air crews who fly them
around. When the president flies, there are several planes that also go, one carries the armored limo, another the security detail, plus usually a press aircraft.

Both Bushes made it a point to stay home on holidays, so the Air Force and security people could have a day with their families.

Hillary Clinton was arrogant and orally abusive to her security detail. She forbade her daughter, Chelsea, from exchanging pleasantries with them. Sometimes Chelsea, miffed at her mother's obvious conceit and mean spiritedness, ignored her demands and exchanged pleasantries regardless, but
never in her mother's presence. Chelsea really was a nice, kindhearted, and lovely young lady. The consensus opinion was that Chelsea loved her Mom but
did not like her. Hillary Clinton was continuously rude and abrasive to those who were charged to protect her life. Her security detail dutifully did their job, as professionals should, but they all loathed her and wanted to be on a different detail.

Hillary Clinton was despised by the Secret Service as a whole. Former President Bill Clinton was much more amiable than his wife. Often the Secret Service would cringe at the verbal attacks Hillary would use against her husband. They were embarrassed for his sake by the manner and frequency in which she verbally insulted him, sometimes in the presence of the Secret Service, and sometimes behind closed doors. Even behind closed doors Hillary Clinton would scream and holler so loudly that everyone could hear what she was saying. Many felt sorry for President Clinton and most wondered why he tolerated it instead of just divorcing his "attack dog" wife. It was crystal clear that the Clinton's neither liked nor respected each other and this was true long before the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Theirs was genuinely a "marriage of convenience."

Chelsea was much closer to her father than her mother, even after the Lewinsky scandal, which hurt her gravely. Bill Clinton did in fact have charisma, and occasionally would smile at or shake hands with his security detail. Still, he always displayed an obvious air of superiority towards them. His security detail uniformly believed him to be disingenuous, false, and that he did nothing without a motive that in some way would enhance his image and political career. He was polite, but not kind. They did not particularly like him and nobody trusted him.

Al Gore was the male version of Hillary Clinton. They were friendlier toward each other than either of them were towards former President Clinton. They were not intimate, so please don't read that in. They were very close in a political way. Tipper Gore was generally nice and pleasant. She initially liked Hillary but soon after the election she had her "pegged" and no longer liked
her or associated with her except for events that were politically obligatory.

Al Gore was far more left wing than Bill Clinton. Al Gore resented Bill Clinton and thought he was too "centrist." He despised all Republicans. His hatred was bitter and this was long before he announced for the Presidency. This hatred was something that he and Hillary had in common. They often said as much, even in the presence of their security detail. Neither of them trusted Bill Clinton and, the Secret Service opined, neither of them even liked him. Bill Clinton did have some good qualities, whereas Al Gore and Hillary had none, in the view of their security details.


Al Gore, like Hillary, was very rude and arrogant toward his security detail. He was extremely unappreciative and would not hesitate to scold them in the presence of their peers for minor details over which they had no control. Al Gore
also looked down on them, as they finally observed and learned with certainty on one occasion. Al got angry at his offspring and pointed at his security detail and said, "Do you want to grow up and be like them?" Word of this insult by the former Vice-President quickly spread and he became as disliked by the Secret Service as Hillary. Most of them prayed Al Gore would not be elected President,
and they really did have private celebrations in a few of their homes after President Bush won. This was not necessarily to celebrate President Bush's
election, but to celebrate Al Gore's defeat.

Everyone in the Secret Service wants to be on First Lady Laura Bush's detail. Without exception, they concede that she is perhaps the nicest and most
kind person they have ever had the privilege of serving. Where Hillary patently refused to allow her picture to be taken with her security detail, Laura Bush doesn't even have to be asked, she offers. She doesn't just shake their hand and say, "Thank you." Very often, she will give members of her detail a kindhearted hug to express her appreciation. There is nothing false about her. This is her genuine nature. Her security detail considers her to be a "breath of fresh air." They joke that comparing Laura Bush with Hillary Clinton is like comparing "Mother Teresa" with the "Wicked Witch of the North."

Likewise, the Secret Service considers President Bush to be a gem of a man to work for. He always treats them with genuine respect and he always trusts and listens to their expert advice. They really like the Crawford, Texas detail. Every
time the president goes to Crawford he has a Bar-B-Q for his security detail and he helps serve their meals. He sits with them, eats with them, and talks with them.. He knows each of them by their first name, and calls them by their first name as a show of affection. He always asks about their family, the names of which he always remembers. They believe that he is deeply and genuinely appreciative of their service. They could not like, love, or respect anyone more than President Bush. Most of them did not know they would feel this way, until
they had an opportunity to work for him and learn that his manner was genuine and consistent. It has never changed since he began his Presidency. He always treats them with the utmost respect, kindness, and compassion.

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Fri 11/23/07 07:08 PM
Just saw this post, haven't read the others on this topic yet but I did want to say.. As as single dad trying to date, I was very surprised how many women I have come across (some even with kids o.O) that don't want to date a guy with kids.