Topic:
Putting the Dog Out
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OH EXCELLANT, A GOOD LAUGH, QUITE UNEXPECTED ENDING
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Paraprosdokians~Length alert
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VERY GOOD, ENJOYED THOSE
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BOY`S THINGS
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Little boy showing his willie to little girl says "Pity you don`t have a Willie". Then she replies "My mother says when I am older I can have as many of THOSE as I want `cos I got one of THESE"
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WHICH ONE
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He couldn`t decide how to split the gifts between Adam and Eve.
He said "I have two gifts to give, one will allow the owner to pee standing up". Adam jumped up and down like an excited little boy,and said"please give it to me".Eve smiled and said "let him have it then" Adam started whizzing everywhere, first on the side of a rock, he wrote his name in the sand,then tried to hit a tree stump ten feet away laghing with delight. God and Eve watched him with amusement. God said to Eve guess your stuck with my last gift. Eve asked "what is it called" God said "BRAINS" |
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Topic:
hi
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AND YOUR AGE IS ??
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In this dimension Joy and I have a date with a treadmill ... wooo exciting I have a date with my motorcycle forks to be put back together! Tomorrow I'm going to Jones Beach, Long Island.. and swim around like a single guy. swimming with a motorcycle doesn`t sound much like a single guy, seems like baggage to me HEAVY!!! |
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WELCOME BTW ???? JUST LEARNING THANKS FOR THE FLOWER
I THINK YOUR JUST NIT PICKING Bwahahahahahaha Best post yet! "Welcome" btw |
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I THINK YOUR JUST NIT PICKING
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