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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 09/01/10 01:43 AM
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A couple were going out for the evening.
They'd got ready, all dolled up, but needed to put the dog outside when the taxi arrived. As the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the taxi driver: 'He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.' A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long' he says. 'Stupid biotch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her butt downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not crap in the vegetable garden again!' The silence in the cab was deafening.   
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 it Tom
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OH EXCELLANT, A GOOD LAUGH, QUITE UNEXPECTED ENDING
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