He couldn`t decide how to split the gifts between Adam and Eve.
He said "I have two gifts to give, one will allow the owner to pee standing up". Adam jumped up and down like an excited little boy,and said"please give it to me".Eve smiled and said "let him have it then"
Adam started whizzing everywhere, first on the side of a rock, he wrote his name in the sand,then tried to hit a tree stump ten feet away laghing with delight. God and Eve watched him with amusement.
God said to Eve guess your stuck with my last gift. Eve asked "what is it called" God said "BRAINS"

Good one!!

version i heard eve's gift was multipule orgasms, much more fun than peeing upright

well i don't think it very funny