women learn to work the toilet seat, you're a big girl
if it's up,put it down, we need it up you need it down.

birthdays, valentines, and anniversaries are not considered
by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect
present.......AGAIN.

sometimes we are not thinking about you......LIVE WITH IT.

SUNDAY = SPORTS it's like the full moon or the changing of
the tides.....LET IT BE.

ask for what you want. subtle hints do not work! strong
hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!....JUST SAY IT.

we don't remember dates......PERIOD.

yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
that's what we do.....sympathy is what your girlfriends is for.

a headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem....SEE A DOCTOR.

10. everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. you're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

8. the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. your husband or boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to
everything you say.

6. you're using your cell phone to dial up bumper
stickers that says, how's my driving? call 1-800-EAT-****.

5. everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.

4. your convinced there's a god and he's male.

3. you're counting down the days until menopause.

2. you're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you carzy.

1. THE IBUPROFEN BOTTLE IS EMPTY AND YOU BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY.

i'm gettin hooked on here
i'm at work i better get back
have a good night all my friends.

a woman calls her boss one morning and tells
him she is staying at home today because she
is not feeling well.

"whats" the matter? he asks.

iI have a case of anal glaucoma"
she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?

I can't see my ass coming into
work today.

your gonna freak her out.........lol your so bad

yes it do

lol thats funny i came across a video of it on
youtube of some people at work showin it to a worker
and she fall out of her seat at work and knocked
over all kind of papers and all the workers laugh
at her it was so funny try that at work it will go
over real well.......lol

ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT GO TO.
eyetricks.com
scary optical illusion.

YES THATS THE ONE IT'S CARZY

YES THATS THE ONE IT'S CARZY

hey there yeah that was a good one but there is
even a better one it's called.
SHE IF YOU CAN FIND WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE
IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT EVEN MORE.

well hello everyone and thanks

hello my name is ed i'm new and i'm here to meet
some good women so say hi.

thats so true now