10. everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. you're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

8. the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. your husband or boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to
everything you say.

6. you're using your cell phone to dial up bumper
stickers that says, how's my driving? call 1-800-EAT-****.

5. everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.

4. your convinced there's a god and he's male.

3. you're counting down the days until menopause.

2. you're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you carzy.

1. THE IBUPROFEN BOTTLE IS EMPTY AND YOU BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY.

Sadly, I can relate! Though I'd have to substitute #9 with hot fudge on buffalo wings No, I really wouldn't eat that, but there's a day or 2 every month where it sounds like a good idea!

I can so relate!!!

LMAO!!! For me, it's a peanut butter and chocolate syrup sandwich on wheat bread!

Ya know, the pb and chocolate doesn't sound bad at all! Peanut butter and chocolate, good combo, who doesn't like that? Ok, well my son doesn't but he's picky.

I crave spicy and chocolate at "that time", my sister too, hence the wings and hot fudge. Grossing me out now, but in 10 days or so, well, it's not such a bad thing