women learn to work the toilet seat, you're a big girl
if it's up,put it down, we need it up you need it down.

birthdays, valentines, and anniversaries are not considered
by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect
present.......AGAIN.

sometimes we are not thinking about you......LIVE WITH IT.

SUNDAY = SPORTS it's like the full moon or the changing of
the tides.....LET IT BE.

ask for what you want. subtle hints do not work! strong
hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!....JUST SAY IT.

we don't remember dates......PERIOD.

yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
that's what we do.....sympathy is what your girlfriends is for.

a headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem....SEE A DOCTOR.

I must be a man.

this is why alot of us women are still single..lol.