Hi there

:D

Hammertime?

Why thank you ms. HatesBananas

I shall get writing me thinks, thanks for feedback

I dunno
for me

1. Make us feel wanted
2. Be playful and flirty (make us want you)
3. Be interested in our hobbies and interests (though I guess that's obvious really)

pfft I have no idea :D
I'd be happy with the above

Anyway I can improve my profile or anything, any advice welcome, be harsh be kind I really don't mind :D

YAY let's have a party on the moon

Can I come with you?

Always wanted to go to the moon
Also for similar reasons

I think adding more interests and information about you would make it better :)

Also, you're self-employed, what do you do?

I can be fun but I don't drink :D

everyone gets surprised at that

Pulp Fiction
Sleepy Hollow
Requiem For A Dream
Grave Of The Fireflies

Jackie Chan he does his own stuns :P

I'd say sitting down to piss is an advantage, it may not be fast and discreet but it is very nice if you have a comfortable toilet :D

Plus I don't like the skinny girly type lol, not many guys that I know do.

I think Link would win because...depending on which Link he is he can either

change time
split into 4 Links
turn into a wolf

and probably loads to be honest.

It also depends on his gear (same goes for Cloud too I guess)

I went streaking...no alcohol involved...on a cold day HAH

Gosh it was freezing

I also got arrested and fined for it

BIG MISTAKE

just Final Fantasy VI for me please, though I do have to debate over Metal Gear Solid 3 or one of three Zelda games that are tied for third place in my personal favourites

What on earth is the saying 'easy as pie/pi' supposed to mean?
Which one is it for starters?
Also depending on who you are pie isn't that easy to make, I can't make pie from scratch...not that I've tried.

The other pi is even harder, I mean, as far as I know, pi is recurring.

Either way, pie/pi isn't that easy and certainly isn't easy enough to liken in to something being simple.

Any other sayings people just don't get if taken in a literal term?

just very single.

Bayonetta is fun but the story is pathetic oh and never get it on ps3 if you have a choice, always get it on 360

So I've gotta take a hands off approach?

Is there anyway I can be there for her without doing too much?

I dunno if this is the right place for this but it seems like it is.

I'll start at the beginning. I was with someone and it ended, but we both had feelings for each other still. We ended up being with other people. She ended up with some guy who was using her for sex and money while cheating on her. She eventually found out but didn't do anything about it and eventually, with my help, she broke it off.

It's been about a year and I'd helped her get over him but we had fallen in love during. Unfortunately I had to move away for uni but we saw each other occasionally. Recently he had gotten in touch with her saying he was in love with her and wanted her back, I was adamant that she didn't but she ended up getting back with him.

Last night she got drunk with him and slept with him, she was texting me afterwards, here are the important texts 'I've never felt so cheap in my life..', 'omg, it was terrible, I'm terrible', 'I feel sick. I need you... :( I love you', 'he hasn't left me, he just threatens to if I keep talking to you', 'I'm in bed now...alone crying, I hate this', 'I can't believe what I've done after he spoke to me like total ****' and 'I'm not even happy yet I'm still trying to make things work with him' but she keeps promising me she's happy and she loves him then flips it saying she loves me and she's confused and doesn't know why she's doing it.

What can I do to help her, it's obvious she isn't happy but she keeps pushing me away then dragging me back when she gets a little bit of sense. It's really getting to me, I keep begging her to stop this nonsense but she says she can't. I really don't know what to do.