First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

wow this conversation has really taken a left turn hasn't it?

Thanks Darlin. You look pretty good yourself

you know what? you make a very interesting point

ha ha is better than lol

I think the subject says it all. ha ha. hit me up if you're interested

Ok ok, lets clear things up. ha ha. I don't think I was overly nice. I didn't shower her with gifts everyday, I didn't back down from fights, and sex wasn't the issue. that being said. let's continue. ha ha

By no means am I a push over. ha ha. Yes we would get into our fights like any normal couple, but I just wasn't the "gang banger that treats women like s*** wannabe" that she wanted. ha ha

Ha ha, ofcourse I did.

OK so here's something that has been bothering me. I know I'm a great guy.
I'm the guy that will drop everything if you need a shoulder to cry on,
the guy that brings roses when I pick you up from work. The guy that opens
your car door for you. But for some reason, every woman I'm with ends up
treating me like s*** and eventually leaves. Take for instance my recent
Divorce. I found a great girl were together for a couple years, and found
out she was having an affair. Reason being, she wanted someone that made
her feel dangerous, not someone that loved her. What is wrong with a guy
that treats you right ladies? Can anyone answer this for me?

Three friends, Dan, Steve, and Joe,are on a deserted island hiking when
they are captured by a tribe. They are taken back to the their village.
The tribal leader comes before them and tells them that they are unwelcome
trespassers on their tribal land. He tells them they must prove their
bravery before he would let them leave, if they failed, they would be put
to death. "Go out into the wilderness and bring back three of the same
kind of fruit, as part one of your quest. You have one hour. If you are
not back, we will hunt you down."

So the men go on their way to search the underbrush for fruit. About 45
minutes later Steve comes back with three apples. The Triabl leader
turns to him and says, "Now for part two of your quest. you must shove all
three of those up your *** without flinching to prove your bravery and
will to live. Only then will we release you. If you fail, you will be
sacrificed." The man thought a moment on how he was going to do this, and
decided to start. He grabbed the first one and started his attempt. It
hurt so bad he started crying, so they put him to death.

About 10 minutes later, Joe shows up carrying 3 berries. The Tribal
leader tells him what he must do, so he begins. 1 in, 2 in, and out of
nowhere he starts cracking up. He couldn't stop laughing, so they put him
to death.

Steve and the Joe meet up in heaven and Steve turns to Joe and says,"what
happened? you were so close." to which Joe starts laughing again and turns
to his friend and says" I couldn't help it. I saw Dan walking up with
Pinapples."

Three men are waiting in line in front of Peter waiting to be let through
the pearly gates. When the first man approaches, Peter asks him how he died
to which he replied:

I came home early from work and the house smelled like sex. My wife was in
bed naked and I knew she had been unfaithful. I went Beserk. I started
searching the house up and down trying to find the man who was sleeping
with my wife. I searched everywhere and finally went out to the balcony.
I looked at the edge and what do I see? This ***hole was hanging off the
ledge in nothing but his boxers. So I went back inside grabbed my hammer
and started bashing his fingers until he fell. He got lucky and landed in
the bushes so I went back in and picked up my fridge and through it down
and hit him. It was so heavy that I lost my balance and fell.

Peter told him that his story was understandable and let him through.
The second guy walked up and peter asked for his story.

I was on my balcony on my exercise bike in my underwear having a good
workout when suddenly the bike came off the rack. it propelled me over
the side and I fell. I managed to grab hold of the edge of the balcony
below me and was ready to pull myself up when a man came out and started
hitting my fingers with a hammer. I couldn't hold on anymore so I fell.
luckily I landed in some bushes and I started to run from this madman when
all of the sudden I see a fradge coming at me, and thats all I remember.

Peter lets the man through. The third man walks up and states his case.

Well I was with this gorgeous woman having the time of our lives until she
heard her husband coming up the stairs and told me to hide. I couldn't think of any good hiding spots, so I hid in his Fridge....

Ha ha. well hopefully that grabbed your attention. Im 21, love having fun and looking to have a little more before I leave for basic training in June, and leave Denver for good. anyone interested?