Three men are waiting in line in front of Peter waiting to be let through
the pearly gates. When the first man approaches, Peter asks him how he died
to which he replied:

I came home early from work and the house smelled like sex. My wife was in
bed naked and I knew she had been unfaithful. I went Beserk. I started
searching the house up and down trying to find the man who was sleeping
with my wife. I searched everywhere and finally went out to the balcony.
I looked at the edge and what do I see? This ***hole was hanging off the
ledge in nothing but his boxers. So I went back inside grabbed my hammer
and started bashing his fingers until he fell. He got lucky and landed in
the bushes so I went back in and picked up my fridge and through it down
and hit him. It was so heavy that I lost my balance and fell.

Peter told him that his story was understandable and let him through.
The second guy walked up and peter asked for his story.

I was on my balcony on my exercise bike in my underwear having a good
workout when suddenly the bike came off the rack. it propelled me over
the side and I fell. I managed to grab hold of the edge of the balcony
below me and was ready to pull myself up when a man came out and started
hitting my fingers with a hammer. I couldn't hold on anymore so I fell.
luckily I landed in some bushes and I started to run from this madman when
all of the sudden I see a fradge coming at me, and thats all I remember.

Peter lets the man through. The third man walks up and states his case.

Well I was with this gorgeous woman having the time of our lives until she
heard her husband coming up the stairs and told me to hide. I couldn't think of any good hiding spots, so I hid in his Fridge....