annoyed

I can please myself far better than anyone else can please me.

When I live alone I only have to clean when I feel like my place needs to be cleaned. I'm not June Cleaver. I have better things to do.

I have total control over the remote.

I can have as many or as few pets as I want.

I can decided when and if someone comes over.

I only have to get dressed if I plan on going some where.

I can be as load as I want.

Tonight I could get as drunk as I want and post random crap on the internet and it's only my business if I want to.

How long have you been together? It's a huge step.

You go for women?
I may switch teams.

Kidding.
I love your pic though.
I loves shoes.

Yeah.
I can make some amazing meals.

Where you at?
I'm in Utah. Do you have plane fare?

Aw babe.
That would suck. It's true what they say. Men love *****es.

I might just get me a male order husband. Haha

Part of our magic is that we're mean to each other.
We have lovely pet names.
Haha.
I've noticed that if other men start making moves on me he suddenly has this need to do things for me... Like buid me a computer or buy me expensive stuff.
Haha
It's fun.

That's what I'm saying. Haha
You'd think he'd be following me around with flowers or something.
I not only cook meals for him, but I make food and freeze it so that when I'm working a lot he has some food available to him.

I'm a good friend.

I'm probably single because I'm too busy cooking for him to find another man to cook for.

Nah. I was kidding. I really don't want him to fall for me.

He has a purpose and he serves it well.

Plus I would never talk to him about that.
He'd ignore me SO fast.

It'd be nice if another man would fall for me though.

A lady with a good job, who looks good, and cooks.
We're a rare breed.

I'd fall for a girl like that if I was man (or gay).

I've never had a problem getting dates. I get more dates now that I have kids.
I just have a hard time keeping the men I date. I think that has more to do with than it does my kids though.

I've only dates two men with kids though.
I actually prefer men who do not have kids. I think it's the same concept.

Ooo unless the kids are awesome, or close to the same age as my kids.

I'm not a fan of kids.

stomach?

Because I'm a damn good cook. I work in a kitchen. I love to cook.


If it's true than why isn't my male BFF falling for me?
I cook for that bastard everyday.

Can't decipher this. Can anyone figure this one out? I think it may be an insult.

That's mine too.
Haha

Don't worry the boy BFF is a PRO at watching me. I won't be going home with anyone. He'll see to that.
He's the only person I can drink with.

I'm going with my male BFF. We're going to house party. It's going to be a few of his friends. It's nothing big but I intend to get drunk and affectionate with someone.

I already have a boy BFF (best friend) who meets all my men needs.. except one.

So I guess I'm looking for sex and cuddling. Physical stuff.

Other than that I was just looking for a boy to go out on dates with and cook for.

I always need my space and freedom so I don't do well in romantic relationships. I'm working on it but I'm only 23 so I figure I have time.

I wonder where ya'll got the idea that I think people who like to be alone are nothing?


This is the number one reason why I love forums... people are so easily offended and they always twist your words for a fight.

I meant that love is worth more than money. I stand by it.
I wouldn't trade my kids or my best friends for all the money or things in the world.
Sorry but I just can't see how money makes people THAT happy and fulfilled.

I'm Already a crazy cat lady.. who is allergic to cats.

I'm not talking about me.

My life is full. I have two kids!

Silver, gold, fake pearls?
I'm all out of large diamond encrusted medallions that say BFF.