Community > Posts By > JMellish

 
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Fri 02/29/08 07:06 AM
hello...although 31 isnt really all thaty old.

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Fri 02/29/08 07:04 AM


I am sitting here waxing and thinking to myself that us wopmen do a lot to Make ourselves more attractive. From waxing, to the lenth of time we take on our hair and make up, plucking and anything else you can think of. And trust me guys some of it is pretty painful.

So my question to the men is, what do you do to make yourself more attractive?

well it just goes to show how backwards the human species is since in the animal kingdom its the male who is the more attractive in order to attract a mate...so when you think about it "metrosexual" men are just being "natural".
ohwell


but in the animal kingdom...the male species is NATURALLY born more attractive. Not going to the local bet store to get a grooming. So it isnt natural for the huamn male to pamper himself like a female.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:51 AM



Fruit Smoothy...
I am gettin REALLY friggin sick of them too!sick
I want to cheat SO bad !!!explode



You've gota cheat every now and again....cause if you dont, your gonna crash hard.


I know, last night I cheated and had 4 reeses minies
man they were SOOOOO friggin good.bigsmile
I sucked on them so that I could enjoy them longer.
Is that normal? LOLohwell


Hell yeah thats normal. But thats not cheating so bad.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:50 AM
No..ive started with shots of te-kill-ya. want one?

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Fri 02/29/08 06:47 AM

Fruit Smoothy...
I am gettin REALLY friggin sick of them too!sick
I want to cheat SO bad !!!explode



You've gota cheat every now and again....cause if you dont, your gonna crash hard.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:45 AM
No sorry...not a fan of lifetime. But i do enjoy waking up naked...as long as there's a reason for it.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:44 AM
I am the grat cornholio. I need capuccino for my bungohole....for where I come from, we have no bunghole.

BWAAAAAA!!! PFFFTTTTT!!! PLOP!!! PLOP!!! PLOP!!!












....are you threatening me?

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Fri 02/29/08 06:41 AM
....man Im such an asshole.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:40 AM
Welcome to good burger...home of the good buger...may I tak ya ordra??

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Fri 02/29/08 06:35 AM
Woop woop....lets just hope I dont start streaking. Its neither fun for me or the audieance.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:33 AM
But you cant awlays control your feelings and impulses. Some are better than others at it but nobodies perfect.

But what you said is very true. Cant control what that dumbass in the left lane is gonna do...lol.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:31 AM
Mountain Dew Code Red....cant stand coffee.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:31 AM
Mountain Dew Code Red....cant stand coffee.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:22 AM
Well hell...just hand over the bottle and a shaker of salt.

This could get ugly.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:16 AM
In my pants...and all the ladies are invited.

Hah, I wish.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:15 AM
I lost my digital camera when I moved.

....and it has alot of suggestive pictures that would make an interesting website on the internet.

Discalaimer : no real animals were used in the making of these videos.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:11 AM
The part? Or the party?

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Fri 02/29/08 06:09 AM
....but one can never be in complete control of your life. No matter how hard you try.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:07 AM
I wanna be stalked...lol.

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Fri 02/29/08 06:04 AM
I know its early...but I could use a shot of Especial after the night I had last night.

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