Isn't it Life Cereal? lol

It's so true....and so sad at the same time.

I'm from north Texas. Add me too!

If I had to put the list you gave me in an order it would go something
like this:

Honesty
Sense of Humor
Intelligence
Looks
Money

It's not all about how much money you have, but the fact that you're
willing to work your ass off to get what you have and you take pride in
that. I have never thought to highly of how a person looks, (although it
helps to be physically attracted to the person, lol)For me above all, I
want an honest man. Everything else usually comes after that.

I don't drink beer at all. I just can't get over the taste. My shot of
choice is Cuervo. If I'm not in a Cuervo mood, then it's Malibu Rum and
Coke. Oh, and Oatmeal Cookies are yummy. I have no idea what they put in
them, but they taste just like an oatmeal cookie.

If your wife has ever said, Come move this transmission so I can take a
bath!! You might be a....

Hershey's Special Dark, Mr. Goodbar, and Peanut M&Ms

I've got a blonde joke.

One day a blonde was driving down a highway that had pastures on both
sides. She comes across another blonde in a row boat in one of the
pastures. She is rowing furiously, and not going anywhere. The blonde in
the car turns to her companion and says, "I have half a mind to swim out
there and kick her ass!!"

I think that there are boundries, but it just depends on the type of
woman she is. Some like the bad boys, others don't. I have my own
personal set of boundries, things I can live with, and things I
absolutely will not put up with. They work for me, and I don't stray
from them (usually). Granted, these rules, if you will, have left me
alone quite a bit, but I would rather be alone then be with someone who
has qualities I can't live with, because those relationships never work.