Letter From The Penis

Dear Management,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything I do
4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don't get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures
9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are 65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,
The Management

http://imvu.com/catalog/web_invitation.php?userId=15950957&from=power-email

WoW is way addictive lucky i've had the luxury of not being able to play it so i can have a life LOL becareful! GO ALLIANCE HAHAHA

sounds to me like a player,he only wants you when his other woman and him fight maybe? and if he won't go out and be seen with you then thats a big deal which probably really does mean he does have someone else. Why don't you find someone else that you deserve!

btw you should try out this messenger ;) everyone should its awesome lol

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