Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other
people's fingers.

Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air
conditioning.

hahahaha I guess that is a thank you!

Everything about you is SEXY M~ Your personality, and you are a
beautiful lady all away around!
No I am not gay but she is a neat lady

I am not a drinker at all, but last night I had a few to many. I think
it has been over 2 years since I drank. It was fun though! Not a alkie
just never much of a drinker.

NO work tomorrow so I will play online, go to the gym and physical
therapy for my knee. BORING!

I ALWAYS!!!! have him use a condom......

Always always use a condom, If you are wanting to commit to a life time
relationship both get checked and if you are both clean then yeah! If
not then continue using condoms!

Good point unsure. But how do you gain trust with someone you dont know
very well?
Dont we all try and find things out about a person to see if they are
the one we want to be with. I know we all question things about the men
we have been with, maybe some of us have not been sneaky. Yes I know it
probally was not a nice thing to do but what if I would of stayed fell
in love and he was a asshole all along?

NO I didnt meet anyone since I started dating him, We talked about
keeping it one on one to build the relationship.
I sent a email saying I saw his profile and wanted to know if he was
seeing anyone. He said NO he was not seeing anyone and was single.

Trust takes time to build and it has only been a month, that is the time
to get to know someone and build that foundation. I didnt think it was
going to go anywhere as I was pretty bored all the time, but again like
I said I wanted to give it a try. I am glad I did the ploy now I will
not waste anymore time on a LOOSER!!

OK I met a couple of men online and I have been dating one for about 2
months now, He was kind of boring for me but I wanted to see if he would
grow on me. He was very nice and always put my feelings into
consideration. He wasnt the typical player as a lot of the bad boys I
have dated.
Anyway I wanted to see how much he was really a nice guy or not so I set
a ploy up and emailed him as a single women to see if he would respond.
He did. My friend said I was trying to find a excuse to sabatoge the
start of a relatinship as I wasnt really into it anyway.
Do you think it is wrong for women to set up ploys to see if the man is
honest or not?
LOOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will nock his **** in the dirt in a few days but right now I still
want to play a little hahah! Shame on me

I am actually pretty happy I have had more dates then I have really
wanted to have lol. Getting old wanting the single life back!! Or to
find the perfect match

HAHA I am so drunk I forgot I put a post up lmao~ Rum and coke for me!

I am not much of a drinker and cant even remember the last time I got
drunk! Well I am tonight!!! lol Who is with me?????

Thats ****ed up

You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China.

You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an
application.

If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you **** Happens.

You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control...your
face will do just fine.

You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your
incubator.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to
stone.

You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and
slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got
arrested for mooning.

You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.

Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.

You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into
shock.

You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself,
"Damn, I should've
just given head."

I know why you look like a horse, because I saw your mother grazing in
the field.

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.

You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster
cookies.

You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run
for the border.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.

You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for
bringing him back."

You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.

You're so ugly, you went to a freak show and got a permanent job.

You're so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw you.

You're so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

You're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.

You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.

You're so ugly, you can't hail a bus.

You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the
lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kruegger nightmares.

You're so ugly, they let you park in handicapped spaces.

You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

You're so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.

You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on
strike.

You're so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing.

You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an
anti-theft device.

You're so ugly, that you can turn milk into yogurt, just by looking at
it.

You're so ugly, people create a Jackson Pollock style painting when they
spew on the floor.

You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your
incubator.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to
stone.

You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

I have a strong personality and need a man with a back bone or it gets
boring for me real fast. I cant be with a real passive man.

I wear opium and sung. More of a spice then a flowery smell. I dont know
a lot of names for the mens but I love a good smelling man

9 hands down, Nice body darlin