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I think their should be break up cards....here's a few ideas
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Life's a B!tch And so are you. OR Roses are red violets are blue, There is no longer a "me and you" OR Sorry i had to do this through a card But breakups are sometimes hard. I know this may come as a suprise But B!tch i know about the other guys! Just some ideas any others out there? |
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Happy break up day!! " I'm done with you B!tch"
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OUCH
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its 7am checkout time
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and oh, leave the key
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roses are red
violets are blue your boobs are sagging so now we're through |
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Break ups make me think of the old saying "their is no punishment like silence for a fool" why lower yourself to their level calling names? Better to put your head up, just walk away never looking back, and go on with your life. Nobody getst to start over but you can sure move forward and pn to better people.
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I think their should be break up cards....here's a few ideas Roses are red, Violets are blue, Life's a B!tch And so are you. OR Roses are red violets are blue, There is no longer a "me and you" OR Sorry i had to do this through a card But breakups are sometimes hard. I know this may come as a suprise But B!tch i know about the other guys! Just some ideas any others out there? OMG these are great but I'd tweak the first one Roses are red, Violets are blue, Payback's a ***** And so are you. |
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Roses are red
violets are blue I'm banging your sister & your best friend too |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue Your limp little peck@r Is why I'm leaving you! |
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for 25 years I've been
screwed over by you but now your screwing days are through I can hunt in any kind of weather and as for you you'll never find another |
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Roses are red
the thorns are green I can find porn you're no longer the queen |
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Roses are red
violets are blue your days in my bed are completely through |
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Your brain is empty
Your heart is porous I'd be better off With a stegosaurus |
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"Read the back of this card"
"BYE!" |
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So go to bed
And don't have a clue And don't stress your head Of the day I leave you |
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