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Thu 04/26/07 07:15 PM
mickalainell is basically my nickname and middle name. my real name is
demicka lainell. so original huh?

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Wed 04/25/07 11:23 PM
authentic filipino cuisine. i love you. flowerforyou

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Wed 04/25/07 11:19 PM
ok i took about a 3 or 4 recicpes to come up with this concoction i call
apple bourbon chicken. its a huge hit with my family and friends and
since its not a family secret, i don't have to kill you for knowin the
recipe. lucky you. laugh

1 c apple cider
1/2 c soy sauce
1/2 c jack daniels
1/2 c brown sugar
ginger (preferably fresh & grated)
2 bags frozen chicken (i use party wings or legs & thigh mix)

take frozen chicken and pour marinade over the chicken in a baking pan.
marinate 24-48 hrs. discard marinade and bake at 300 for an hour. set
broth aside to make a glaze. for glaze take the fresh broth and add an
additional cup of brown sugar as well as about more 2 shots of jack.
when glaze is all syrupy, pour over the baked chicken and continue until
the chicken is glazed and slighty crispy. enjoy! :tongue:

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Wed 04/25/07 11:07 PM
i barbecue my bills. feels good roasting the people u owe money
to...literally :smile:

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Tue 04/24/07 11:15 PM
you mean other than me right? blushing laugh

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Tue 04/24/07 10:32 PM
there really isn't a way to fix immature, stupid, irrational, ignorant,
mean people. i mean they can censor certain words but they kinda go on
the honor system that you will abide by the forum rules and if you
complain enough about certain members they may block them or terminate
their account. so far i haven't met a lot of sick idiots on here, but
then again i don't post often either. its too bad people still have to
behave like kids rather than adults.

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Tue 04/24/07 10:01 PM
i get the i love you thing a lot. normally i just say they are sweet
but if it hasn't been that long and they don't even really know me, i
figure they are either emotionally slutty or they are a lil codependent
for my taste. layin it on too thick is definitely a red flagger for me.
i take my s w e e t t i m e getting to know somebody enough to love
them.

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Mon 04/23/07 11:03 PM
i tend to call everyone honey or dahlin, male or female if i don't their
name. if someone calls me some pet name without really knowing me it
kinda bugs me a bit. i'll say hey call me micka. i also noticed it
depends on if i like someone or not. i guess it really just depends.

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Mon 04/23/07 05:08 PM
hey how u doin?:smile:

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Mon 04/23/07 04:45 PM
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student
named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth
grade.

The teacher said, "Lets begin by reviewing some American history. Who
said Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good Who said Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth"? Again, no response except from
Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." he
heard a loud whisper: "**** the Japs."

"Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca,
1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "Im gonna puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right Now, who said that?" Again,
Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this" Suzuki jumps
out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: "Bill
Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. If you
say anything else, Ill kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of
his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh ****, were ****ed."

Suzuki said, "The Taliban 2001"

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Mon 04/23/07 04:44 PM
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents
to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.
One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat
of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went
flying and broke and made a mess."

"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too.
But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time,
but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this
story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

"That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a
flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane was hit. She had to bail
out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a
machine gun and a machete. She drank the whisky on the way down so it
wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy
troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran
out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the
blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the **** away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."

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Mon 04/23/07 03:25 PM
i'm not a parent but i bribe my godchildren, neices, and sunday school
kids. unfortunately money doesn't work anymore. you tell a kid you
have a dollar and they act like a dollar is just way too cheap!

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Mon 04/23/07 03:24 PM
music, chocolate, movies, friends, family, chocolate, life, god, the
beach, chocolate, cooking, water rafting, hiking, kids, animals,
chocolate, working, coffee, swimming, did i mention chocolate?

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Mon 04/23/07 02:21 PM
i like that. my other fave is "if nothing lasts forever will you be my
nothing?"

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Mon 04/23/07 01:57 PM
veoh.com is a good place as well

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Sat 04/21/07 12:27 AM
i marinate for 48 hrs before cooking and use a homemade rub and bbq
sauce. my family used to have a bbq restaurant so i can't use the
storebought stuff.

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Fri 04/20/07 01:30 PM
the easiest way i found to just start out friendly & honest. i figure
not every guy is gonna be my future soulmate but i can always use more
acquaintances and friends. i just let them know i am not available
emotionally and that makes it platonic by default. no one's feelings
are hurt too bad, they appreciate the honesty and you both can move on.

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Fri 04/20/07 01:24 PM
oh yea. if he don't sign the prenup we don't get the license. its
about protecting ones assets both now and in the future should the
relationship not work out. divorce rates are high so i think of it like
a insurance: you don't want to need it but its good to have. course i'm
crazy so i'm also gonna put that he take out the trash & do the
laundry...but thats just me. :smile:

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Thu 04/19/07 02:38 PM
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student
named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth
grade.

The teacher said, "Lets begin by reviewing some American history. Who
said Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good Who said Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth"? Again, no response except from
Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." he
heard a loud whisper: "**** the Japs."

"Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca,
1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "Im gonna puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right Now, who said that?" Again,
Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this" Suzuki jumps
out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: "Bill
Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. If you
say anything else, Ill kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of
his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh ****, were ****ed."

Suzuki said, "The Taliban 2001"

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Wed 04/18/07 01:46 PM
this is a pretty common scam. they may also post fake pics of models or
actors/actresses and pretend its them. the uk, africa, russia are the
worst actually.