It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student
named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth
grade.

The teacher said, "Lets begin by reviewing some American history. Who
said Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good Who said Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth"? Again, no response except from
Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." he
heard a loud whisper: "**** the Japs."

"Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca,
1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "Im gonna puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right Now, who said that?" Again,
Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this" Suzuki jumps
out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: "Bill
Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. If you
say anything else, Ill kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of
his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh ****, were ****ed."

Suzuki said, "The Taliban 2001"

I do hope that is what the taliban said.