a MATE? what are we insects or somethin i look for more than just someone to breed with...lol

i just wanted ro let everyone know that i am F.U.B.A.R.'D!! AND IT IS FREAKIN AWESOME!! drugs are awesome

- CJB

now that is funny

hope ya wake up

i have no idea what the hell your talking about i'm so confused

hell yeah mike good lookin out pimpin! yay!

i'll be staring at the wall!!! whos w/ me? lol

yay!

friends always ask u to help them move, but its so much easier to help someone stay put... just sit around and make sure u do not start to load sh*t into a truck.. i love that one

lmao...

my friend asked me if i wanted a frozen banana i said no..
but i wanted a regular banana later so.. yeah

why are people impressed to see a kite fly? thats what it is supposed to do. u want to impress me, let me see u fly a chair.. can u imagine? trying to fly a chair? you would have to run like a mother f*cker! - mitch hedberg

thats not my joke its mitch's i just love it so i thought i would share -cjb

i know evad i would break that mother f*ckers jaw.. she lives about a four hour drive from me

yeah i know but i am not a stranger compared to a shelter.. i think iwould rather stay with any of u guys than go to one of those.. i dont think she would go to a shelter marie but i agree 100% with every thing u say

well i did invite her to stay with me but she hasn't wrote back i it might have been too forward for we barely know eachother i am just doing what i hope someone would do for me .. i hope i didn't scare her off

so do i.. she is apparently been f'd over by eveyy guy in her life cuz the asshole who got her pregnant isn't around it makes me wanna tell her to come live with me do u think that would be too soon to say? i'd take care of her and her baby

how the f*uck can u hit a girl especially a pregnant one.. god that makes me mad

ok i been talking to this girl on here for a couple weeks who shall remain nameless, well she is twenty years old and is eight months pregnant. She lives with her parents and apparently her dad is lil pu*sy who likes to physically abuse her she told me he punched her in the face tonight, and she has a black eye. Well i have developed feelings for her , granted its only been a week or so but she is a really sweet girl and i like her and her situation has me very irate. i'm really angry and wish i was closer i'd tell her dad if he wants to punch on somebody try me. i just have never known someone who was in this situation and dont know how to react except to get pissed cuz thats not right as u all know... any and every feedback will be greatly appreciated thx for letting me vent


- chris

no i would like to find others like me its no joke.. they are just scared of the rising of the undead hoo hoo ha ha ha ha

yeah and grass hoppers need to quit laying eggs in ant hills its messing up the eco system

ha ha ha your cracking me up alanna