>>Subject: Ferrari vs Moped
>>
>>
>>An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next
>> > > > to a doctor at a street light.
>> > > >
>> > > > The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
>> > of car ya got there, sonny?"
>> > > >
>> > > > The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
>> > dollars!"
>> > > >
>> > > > "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
>> > much?"
>> > > >
>> > > > "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
>> > > > doctor
>> > proudly.
>> > > >
>> > > > The Mop ed driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
>> > > >
>> > > > "No problem," replies the doctor.
>> > > >
>> > > > So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
>> > > > sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice
>> > car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!"
>> > > >
>> > > > Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old
>> > man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seco nds the
>> > > > speedometer reads 160 mph.
>> > > >
>> > > > Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
>> > > > getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
>> > > > WHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster !
>> > > > "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor
>> > asks himself.
>> > > >
>> > > > He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
>> > > > Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
>> > > >
>> > > > Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas
>> > and > > passes the Moped at 275 mph and He's feeling pretty good until
>>he
>> > > > looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
>> > > >
>> > > > Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
>> > > takes the Ferrari all the way up t o 320 mph.
>> > > >
>> > > > Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > > > The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
>> > > >
>> > > > Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
>> > > > the rear end.
>> > > >
>> > > > The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is
>> > > > still
>> > alive.
>> > > >
>> > > > He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is
>> > there > > anything I can do for you?"
>> > > >
>> > > > The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view
>> >

I love that joke. I read it once before in an email and couldnt stop laughing. Im glad you posted it on here.

Bwahahahahahahaha!
That's wonderful!

now that is funny