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You mean it's not customary for a dookie cover candy cane to come with a fart flavored fruit cake?!
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Well, how do you feel about a dookie stained candy cane?!
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That depends, where exactly did this candy cane come from?!
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Bad Snow Storm Here in CO
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Ha!
It's 80° and not a cloud in the sky here today. Which kinda worries me because if we keep getting inundated with all this sunshine, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to spend Christmas in shorts and flip-flops. 
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Steel toe flip-flops and a t-shirt that says, "Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something."
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Captain Cooter!
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Scallywags
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Farfegnugen
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Topic:
what do you guys think?
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hate to sound terrible... but i would have a hard time dating guy without a car... if we go anywhere, i dont want to be stuck driving all the time... gas is to expensive for it to all fall on me... and, sorry, but i'm not biking 10 miles to get to the date location... I know it doesnt seem fair, and its not what you wanted to hear... sorry  But what if it was a tandem bike? And at the very least, what if someone was willing to put a pillow in the basket on their three-wheeled bicycle for you to sit on while they peddled?! If that's a problemo, I'm sure a moped wouldn't be out of the question, would it?! I'll even pay for the 73¢ worth of gas it would take to treat you to the dollar menu of your choice. |
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Topic:
Models go with Models?
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Seriously? I'm getting the feeling this is the trick to true attraction. They always say personality but more I see A LOT of good looking (up for debate, prerequisites: hot body (six-pack), nice jawlines) people with head shots in their pockets walking around with each other on the streets. I wonder what else they have in common with each other besides doing the nasty. Ehhh...LA  Since this is nothing but stereotypical nonsense, I think you're just mad because you can have what it is you seek.  Not even the slightest but thanks for playing babe.  Oops, I meant "can't have." Just curious, but why even bother worrying about other people's sexpoilts? I mean, if you can't shake it like a salt shaker you're not shallow... you're on the deep end, no? |
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Wha? I would raise my glass of aged bong water to make a toast, but I don't have any bread. Will a bagel with cream moon cheese do? |
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Topic:
Models go with Models?
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Seriously? I'm getting the feeling this is the trick to true attraction. They always say personality but more I see A LOT of good looking (up for debate, prerequisites: hot body (six-pack), nice jawlines) people with head shots in their pockets walking around with each other on the streets. I wonder what else they have in common with each other besides doing the nasty. Ehhh...LA Since this is nothing but stereotypical nonsense, I think you're just mad because you can have what it is you seek.
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Just checkIng back to see if I've been mooned. Apparently not.  If it's any consolation, you're more than welcome to pull my finger. |
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I was sooo high earlier that it was suggested to me that I should do something about it.
So I did... I got low, made money, and busted cohones. 
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I was so scared once that I actually called the doctor. You know what he said to me?
He said, "no matter what you try to do you're gonna die eventually." After that, I picked up organized origami. So instead of stop, drop, and roll... I now stop, drop, and fold. |
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Edited by
Tribbles
on
Wed 12/07/11 05:35 PM
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Silly. The Czech is in the mail. Is that BEfore, or after dinner? 
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Personal Czechs can't be cashed.
Try swiping a credit card thru his butt crack. |
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First person to successfully read her lips gets a prize...
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Wed 12/07/11 12:03 PM
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