Yes.



Prefer Kraft Singles & Saltines over Havarti & Triscuits.

You Are Intelligent and Contemplative

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.

You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way.
And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life.
You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life.
You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip.
People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

...

Currently 5th in HOF.

You forgot to compensate for the online gaming/Thug Battle variable.

I get lost every day.

EXTRAVERSION = 40

Friendliness = 65

Gregariousness = 29

Assertiveness = 34

Activity Level = 10

Cheerfulness = 57

Excitement-Seeking = 66

*Your score on Extraversion is average, indicating you are neither a subdued loner nor a jovial chatterbox. You enjoy time with others but also time alone.

AGREEABLENESS = 60

Trust = 24

Morality = 72

Altruism = 80

Cooperation = 63

Modesty = 82

Sympathy = 21

*Your level of Agreeableness is average, indicating some concern with others' Needs, but, generally, unwillingness to sacrifice yourself for others.

CONSCIENTIOUSNESS = 83

Self-Efficacy = 90

Orderliness = 80

Dutifulness = 0

Achievement-Striving = 76

Self-Discipline = 92

Cautiousness = 92

*Your score on Conscientiousness is high. This means you set clear goals and pursue them with determination. People regard you as reliable and hard-working.

NEUROTICISM = 13

Anxiety = 2

Anger = 20

Depression = 4

Self-Consciousness = 48

Immoderation = 68

Vulnerability = 12

*Your score on Neuroticism is low, indicating that you are exceptionally calm, composed and unflappable. You do not react with intense emotions, even to situations that most people would describe as stressful.

OPENNESS TO EXPERIENCE = 77

Imagination = 89

Artistic Interests = 40

Emotionality = 65

Adventurousness = 78

Intellect = 79

Liberalism = 53

*Your score on Openness to Experience is high, indicating you enjoy novelty, variety, and change. You are curious, imaginative, and creative.

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If I keep my eyes glazed and my mind blank... why does my left ear hurt when I put my finger in it?!

I sometimes have a hard time straight-up telling someone how it really is, so I make up excuses.

For example - "Um... I can't because my mind's blank and there's a problem at my bank."

What's your excuse?!

Beer.

Moo?

Well, it's official...





...

There's an 'ol milk jug in my backyard.

Word.

Instead of diluting the confusion, I think mad libs should be interdicted by magical scrimshaws.

I used to earn extra cash on Tuesdays, but now that's the day my brain turns to cabbage.

Maybe I should pickle it...??

Me too.