You might be a redneck if....


You have a car engine tied to a tree and your dog tied to the car.

Hi I might start posting more here

My name is Darren I live in Rockford Illinois, lived in Freeport and was
born in LA.

I am 26 years and work as a machine op.

I like pretty much anything and everything as long as it's interesting
or fun.

The main thing about me is I like to laugh and make people laugh and or
smile so if you're funny we will get along.

As far as the net i'm a joker but I know where to draw the line, i'm not
into being a keyboard warrior so don't try it.

On the serious side I love to help and give advice to anyone willing to
listen.

That's about it for now .

Yo mama's so old she took Moses to the prom.