You Might Be A Redneck...........IF
Body: The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her
kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much
gas is in it.

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law
against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

the grass is taller than your mail box,and your neighbor only comes over
to smoke it.

i love redneck jokes, lol

ya might be redneck if you think 401k is ya ma bra size--

Thanks needed a good laugh!

You may be a redneck if someone yells "Hoe Down!" And your girlfriend
hits the floor

Too F Funny you guys.......keep adding them. They are all
fun

You might be a redneck if....


You have a car engine tied to a tree and your dog tied to the car.

IF U MOW YOUR LAWN AND FIND A CAR...

IF UR ASKED FOR I.D. AND U SHOW UR BELT BUCKLE...

IF U OWN A HOME THAT IS MOBILE AND 4 CARS THAT ARENT...

IF U WEAR A DRESS THAT IS STRAPLESS W/ A BRA THAT ISNT.