I loooooooove yo mama jokes ..... please share yours aswell .

Yo Mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence .

Yo Mama is so old her birth certificate says EXPIRED .

Yo Mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade .

Yo Mama is so old she waited tables at the last supper .

Yo Mama is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle is when she got hit
by a train .

Yo Mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents .

Yo Mama smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stopped .

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see
people waving .

Yo Mama is so dumb she failed a survey .

Yo Mama is so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it .

Yo Mama is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch .

Yo Mama is so dumb if she were a dog she would walk backwards and wag
her head .

Yo Mama is so ugly she goes in a strip joint and they pay her to keep
her clothes on .

Yo Mama is so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lay face down .

Yo Mama is so ugly they put her face on a box of exlax and sold it empty
.

Yo Mama is so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras
.

Yo Mama is so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds .

Yo Mama is so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin .

Yo Mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu .

yo mammas so fat she plays pool with the planets

ur mammas so fat she fell down broke her leg and gravy poured
out.........

yo momma is so dark she could drink water and piss coffee

yo mommas neck is so long she can drink milk and by the time it git to
her stomach its spoiled

yo momma is so ugly she trick or treats over the telephone

yo momma is like nascar she goes through four rubbers a night

yo momma is like the vilage bike everyone gits a ride

yo momma is like a screen door every gits to slam her

yo momma is like a doorknob everyone gits a turn

yo momma is like railroad tracks she gits laid all across this land

yo momma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the wales started singin
we r family

yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

yo momma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch

yo momma is so old when she breast feeds its powdered milk

float like butterfly sting like a bee i had sex wit ur momma now it
hurts when i pee!!!!!!!

hurts when i pee....now thats funny countryboi

im gonna bust a gut!

ty that one i consider the a bomb ain't no one comein back from that one

git r done got r did turn r over and do r again thank you thank you yall
ill be here all wekk yall take it easy and if shes easy take her twice
by god

These are great guys !! Keep em comin' .

yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 she was on the scale

yo momma is so dumb she went to dr dre for a check up

yo moms arm pits are so hairy it looks like donking is about to pop out
and say only in america

yo momma is so fa she pulled down her panies and i started singin "put
ur clothes back on id rather be alone ain't no way im goin there i think
three midgets just crawled outta there put ur clothes back on id rather
be alone" (o **** im scared)

your mommas breath stinks so bad , her teeth moved out and got a
restraining order

" i think that thing just barked at me o put ur clothes back on and git
on home id rather be alone"

yo mamma is so old she has afros around her nipples






sorry to hear about your pee problem yo need to
keep outa places that carry elephant people

YO MAMA`S SO FAT &ND STUPID, DAT WHEN SHE SEES A SCHOOL BUS FILLED WIT
WHITE KIDS,SHE SCREAMS TWINKIES

Yo mama's so old she took Moses to the prom.

yo momma's so faaaaaaaat when she sit's around the house she
reeeeeeeally sit arrrrrrrrround the house