thats called being californicated....

ha ha ha ha

u sed it .....damn

dogs dont use trees or fire hydrains here ....lol

hello there .......open fire on us...plzzzz.........

we are waiting ....lol

havnt had a single retaliation frm the blonde ever since the battle commenced....

kayak.... u are the man ....

yeah pple ...he cracked the biggest blonde joke ever....

hell yeah pple....

damn thats rich

i dont hear any guns blazing from the blondes front .....

kayak...i think we've got a cple of barrels of gunpowder stached away in the store......

wud u be kind enough to give those barrels to the blondes.....

SO THAT THEY CAN ATLEAST FILL THEIR MUSKETS AND FIRE A VOLLEY AT US ......

ha ha ha

hot air ....hot air she says ....u heard that kayak....

i can hear the mercury risin kayak......

a distant rumble in the sky.....and a bolt of thunder about to strike......

u were warned

aha .....at long last some blonde has shown up 2 stand up for their community.....

i take back my wrds kayak......

not all blondes are chicken...lol

ha ha ha ha

thats 2 funny madigirl59



"i am a blande and a grl"...she says ....

damn ...thats rich

terminator : i'll be back

wish i cud phantom .....seems all them blondes hav gone in2 hiding ...lol

or perhaps sleeping ....dont wrry ....they gonna b head over heels wen they wake up 2 find this mess....


hey i jus made a blonde joke ...lol

yeah .... too chicken ...i sppse ...lol

they still remember the first bashing ....i sppse

ohhhh yeah .... u sed it ....

ur turn ...lol

for cryin out loud pple ......

this is the holiday season .....who eats cookies ....

we drink and be merry ....right ....

heres one more for all u chums.....


A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."

ill go thru the cookie routine only if its dark rum cookie...else im with azrae1l

u muuuuussssstttt be kidding me

ur turn ....comeon now ,......

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."