Ouch!!!

I need to send this to my mom!

I already knew this stuff, but it's still fun to think of how times have changed and think of the meanings of things we tend to say every day. Also, the weddings in those days, the man and woman would tie their hands together in unity to symbolize their joining- hence "tying the knot." Also, brooms were symbolic of male and female coming together in fertility. The stick part of the broom symbolized the male while the bristles symbolized the female. When a couple wanted children, the broom would be held in front of them by friends or family and the couple would jump over- hence "jumping the broom."

It's good to learn something new every day, isn't it?

So true!!!

That's my mom 100%!

I bet!!!

Good one!

An ugly fat woman, a gorgeous young hot blonde, an American man and a Canadian man are all riding together in a train car.

As the train passes through a tunnel, the distinctive sound of a loud slap is heard.

When they emerge from the tunnel, a bright red handprint is on the face of the American.

The fat woman thinks "that dirty American grabbed that blonde in the tunnel and she slapped him!"

The blonde thinks "that dirty American must have tried to grab me, but grabbed the fatso by mistake and she slapped him!"

The American thinks "that Canadian bastard felt up that blonde and she slapped me by mistake!"

The Canadian thinks "I can't wait until we go through another tunnel so I can slap that stupid American again!"

Ron White
Robin Williams
Dane Cook
Adam Sandler
Jeff Foxworthy
George Carlin

I've got more, but those are the top of the list!

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!