>>One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
>>despair,
>>he has his first meeting with the devil...
>>
>>Satan: "Why so glum?"
>>
>>Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
>>
>>Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here.
You a
>>drinking man?"
>>
>>Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
>>
>>Satan: "We ll, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all
we do
>>is
>>drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We
drink
>>'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to
worry
>>about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."
>>
>>Guy: "Gee that sounds great!"
>>
>>Satan: "You a smoker?"
>>
>>Guy: "You better believe it!"
>>
>>Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest
cigars
>>from
>>all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no
>>biggie,
>>you're already dead, remember?"
>>
>>Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!"
>>
>>Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."
>>
>>Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."
>>
>>Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.>>Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go
bankrupt, it
>>doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."
>>
>>Guy: "Cool!"
>>
>>Satan: "What about Drugs?"
>>
>>Guy: "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"
>>
>>Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great
big
>>bowl
>>of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do
all
>>the
>>drugs you want. You're dead so who cares."
>>
>>Guy: "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
>>
>>Satan: "You gay?"
>>
>>Guy: "No..."
>>
>>Satan: "Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough.

Very funny