a vacationing penguin is driving through the arizona desert when he notices that his oil-pressure light is on. he gets out to take a look and sees oil dripping from the motor, so he drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

after dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. he sees an ice cream parlor and, being a penguin in arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. he gets a huge bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to to eat it. but having no hands, he makes a real mess feeding himself with his little flippers. after finishing the bowl of ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. the mechanic looks up and says, "it looks like you blew a seal."

"no, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream!"

freaking hilarious

OMG!!!!!Sweetie that's f'ing funny!!!!!!!!!!!!