I guess just chicken, spinach, oatmeal, and beef. I guess edibly I'm pretty boring.

VI is the man and he did NOT rip off the beat to Under Pressure cause at the end of the hook there's a "ch" sound........HAHAHA

It's a comedy but check out the movie IDIOCRACY if you get a chance. That'll change your mind if you think standards should be lowered.

That would be inappropriate I sleep in the nude. What was the last thing that made you scream like a girl?

So I was sitting at home today staying out of the pouring rain. Some jerk off knocks on my door asking me for a push. I could smell alcohol on his breathe and figured he was drunk. I told the guy I would not help him and slammed the door on him. A friend of mine happed to be at the house with me and reminded me of a few weeks ago when we were out and needed a lift back in to town because my truck had broken down. So now I feel like a d*ck so I put my coat on and went outside I couldn't see the guy anymore so I just yelled out "You still need a push?" I heard him say back "yes". "Where are you?" I then asked. "In the back yard on the swing set"

unlicensed gynecologist

Richmond, VA

Im confused so are you into the younger guys for the fun or trying to make a relationship out of it?

That is completely "A" sexual for their benefit only. It's just my way of giving back to society. I can't help it I'm a stud.

HAHA no not really. Nite

Ouch you just assualted my ego lol...........im headed to bed....the same place she just exited.

EDIT: PS booooo So. Cal I was born a Bay Area baby.

Show up to the interview with starbucks

" I don't want to close my eyes , I want to stay lost in this moment forever, cause every moment I spend with you is a moment I treasure."

Areosmith from that movie about the space shuttle.

How bad quitting tobacco sucks

Stole an El Camino because she couldn't decide whether to buy a car or a truck.

Really you ever seen 2 virgins on a honeymoon? that's something i'd pay to see....."Honey where does it go?" "I don't know i've never done this before" "Call room service maybe they can help"

ooohhh that explains it see i just turn wrenches lol atleast thats what i call it

What is it that you do that requires so much of you time?

how's your phone workin out for you?

Work is important but so is your health. Never stress about work it'll only make you frustrated with life.

Thats all a matter of perspective. If it's the job you want then the training will be training you want. I wanted to work on trucks so I applied at a local shop. They send me down to school about 4 or 5 times a year for a week all expenses paid plus I get paid 40 hours for that week. Paid to drive down there. It's what I love to do and to be honest I make more a year than people I went to high school with that have degree's.