As a matter of fact yes I have recently .........

Bass capitol you know......

ummmmmm real good

Know what Grey?????? you have you know somthing ???????

aawwwwww....... Ella i smiss you too........

And I am not even camping!!!!!!

Keeping things on the hush hush for now.

Morning S1owhand!

hi Grey - it's me now!!!!!

Hi sandy!!!

In the van!!!! I'll run and get them!!!!!

Hi!!!!! Props to one of the greatest people out there!!!!!

-------AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES




1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.



2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.



3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink.



4. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.



5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.



6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.



7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the tooth ache.



8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.



9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.



10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.


Thought for the day:







SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES .. . . THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

That doesn't sound good.

Hi Snuggles. how are you tonight?

Hello!!

Brigade after being in baghadad as a civillian for 2 years (Camp Falcon and the IZ) I know first hand the difficult task you and your soldiers have. I am a vertran of desert storm as well as time in Iraq and Afghanistan. My prayers are with you and all the soldiers doing the thankless job that gives us the freedom that many people take for granted. You are a true American hero and please stay safe we here at JSH want you and your trops home.

God speed,

Newt

Just menoel........ Good luck and stay safe. I was on a FOB for a year in Jalalabad soooooo remote

8 years Army .......

4 years contractor in various places in the mid east.

The militry has given me soooooo much both when I was in and when I was a contractor...

>>Subject: Ferrari vs Moped
>>
>>
>>An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next
>> > > > to a doctor at a street light.
>> > > >
>> > > > The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
>> > of car ya got there, sonny?"
>> > > >
>> > > > The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
>> > dollars!"
>> > > >
>> > > > "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
>> > much?"
>> > > >
>> > > > "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
>> > > > doctor
>> > proudly.
>> > > >
>> > > > The Mop ed driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
>> > > >
>> > > > "No problem," replies the doctor.
>> > > >
>> > > > So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
>> > > > sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice
>> > car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!"
>> > > >
>> > > > Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old
>> > man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seco nds the
>> > > > speedometer reads 160 mph.
>> > > >
>> > > > Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
>> > > > getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
>> > > > WHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster !
>> > > > "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor
>> > asks himself.
>> > > >
>> > > > He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
>> > > > Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
>> > > >
>> > > > Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas
>> > and > > passes the Moped at 275 mph and He's feeling pretty good until
>>he
>> > > > looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
>> > > >
>> > > > Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
>> > > takes the Ferrari all the way up t o 320 mph.
>> > > >
>> > > > Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > > > The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
>> > > >
>> > > > Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
>> > > > the rear end.
>> > > >
>> > > > The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is
>> > > > still
>> > alive.
>> > > >
>> > > > He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is
>> > there > > anything I can do for you?"
>> > > >
>> > > > The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view
>> >