A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.


Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.




Dear Dad:


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.


Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.


Love,
Your Son John




P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.

Hi iansdad...... welcome

It is a German beer made with wheat mmmmmmmmm


Hey hanged hows it going........

I would love a hefe weizen please

I just got home from work very long day......

Hi snuggs
Hi needa
hi ella
hi hbb

Hope you all are having nice evening

Hi all.....

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,

"CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

Sorry things have been a bit ummmmmmmmm exciting lets just say

Coco are you a pothead fokker??????

Hi everyone I just saw coco outside doing bong hits with cheech and chong.......

Grey.. I know you did and thank you but it is wrinkly now....

Ella.......

Yes Ella?

I LIKE BASS!!!!!!!!

Ella?

Thanks it used to reach twice as far but grey took her frustration out on it so it only goes half the distance now....

HEY MY HOSE!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE TIED IT IN A KNOT!!!!!!!

creations.......

I would love to dance with the two of you fine ladies...

shadow-------- my keg hose so I dont have to get up for a beer keep an eye on it while I am dancing please