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Fri 09/21/07 05:32 PM
OUT OF SPRING WATER COCO PARTY WAS TO BIG laugh smokin drinker

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Fri 09/21/07 05:31 PM
HEY B GLENN TOP OF THE NIGHT TO YOU AND YOURS drinker

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Fri 09/21/07 04:31 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh I AM IAM flowerforyou laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 09/21/07 04:25 PM
LEGGS BY ZZ TOPdrinker drinker

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Fri 09/21/07 04:22 PM
DAM I BEEN PAINTING FOR 37 YEARS I DID NOT KNOW THAT MAY BE THATS WHY THAT HOUSE FELL THAT I BLEACH WASH laugh laugh

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Fri 09/21/07 03:55 PM
BABY GIRL ONLY YOU AND GOD KNOWS THAT LOVE YOU UNCLE WAYNE flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Fri 09/21/07 03:52 PM
i got a lot but this is one of my beat( WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN)drinker drinker

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Thu 09/20/07 05:05 PM
why was this so long and now my eyes hurtlaugh laugh laugh

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Thu 09/20/07 03:55 PM
CAT add bleach b 4 u paint:smile:

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Thu 09/20/07 03:19 PM
hey cat can i fish with themlaugh laugh

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Thu 09/20/07 03:01 PM
i am with you carebear????????

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Wed 09/19/07 07:52 PM
HEY SANTA IS REAL :smile:

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Wed 09/19/07 07:48 PM
BAY_ GAL WHAT AM I DOING WRONG I MUST HAVE LOST SOMTHING WHILE I WAS IN THE HOSP. I KEEP POPING UP ON THE WRONG TOPIC ???????????:embarassed

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Wed 09/19/07 07:42 PM
I GAVE A PARTY AND NO 1 SHOW UP BUT MElaugh

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Wed 09/19/07 06:20 PM
itsmybirthdayanduallgotmelossashelllaugh laugh

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Wed 09/19/07 01:56 PM
Hey babes , how r u all doinglaugh laugh laugh

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Wed 09/19/07 07:53 AM
could not pass this uplaugh laugh

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Wed 09/19/07 07:43 AM
A man travelling by plane and in urgent need to use the men's room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the men's' room door, it was "OCCUPIED".

The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the Ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The Buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP, and ATR".

Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!" Still curious he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The Button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"

The nurse replied, "Yes you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow!"

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Tue 09/18/07 08:31 PM
29 mins and counting laugh laugh

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Tue 09/18/07 08:18 PM
nooooooooo thats not it >>>>>>>on your down fall i dont really care:smile: i like it drinker

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