Lol! enjoy!

Lol! enjoy!

Would you have a pet carrot?

Hay,lets just agree to dissagree?,we could ague allday,no hard feelings? c ya round!

Naa,just expressing,and if you read it propaly,i was being sarcastic?,a vegge is not aware of its live.,

Free range organic eggs,sure!,i eat them raw,,battry farm eggs?,hundreds of hens packed in a barn in cages,beaks cut down to stop them pecking,laying egg after egg on a conver belt?,no thank you!,same with milk grass fed organic cows,yes!,there not pumped full of horimones,there udders arnt so full to bursting that its painfull and there not milked to death!.

Lettuce and meat?come on mate its a total diffrent ballpark.,i havent called anyone a muder?,to kill a living thing is murder.

Would you eat a dog?

To the moon?, yes to the moon!, i barly blinked!, well im fast!,i smiled and winked, now gather round and lisen close, i,ll only say it once,i dont like to boast!, now i flew so high,i flew so fast, i was flying faster than shooting stars!, shooting stars,in out of space?, yes shooting stars!, but how could you breath?, i held my breath!, for all that time?,i barly belive!, well i reached the moon!, and what did you see?, i met a man!, a man on the moon,but what does he eat?, why custard of course!, cheese gives him bad dreams!.

Just had a look,and....martika just had a song call toy solders.no likness at all.

Just had a look,and....martika just had a song call toy solders.no likness at all.

Dun know?just made it upp!?anyone know?

Im thinking of getting a pet guinua pig,they look cool!

Do they sqwweeek?

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Vegi-mite is the usa copy of marmite!,but its got bits init!yuckky!

Its like ive been stareing at the sun to long,ive got tears in my eyes, and my eyes arnt open, the flinching fear,of the words softley for-told, bless my ears, to my little-cotton socks,i pull em-up,

Now ive got a story to tell,and its deep,real life drama,so id like you to sit back,lisen and imagen,its all about a man whos a herion addict,and his life is such a self created wreck that its revolving round the quest for a thousand pennys,and You,d know when youve seen because,he,d have his head down,he,d be scowering for that second hand smoke what a joke,and thee antisapation of a CHH AH,hit would be so bad,that his mouth would be salavating,he,d be about to choke,on his own bile,now,he,s on his way back from walking that mile,and he,s got his wrap,it,s grabbed up tight,and it,s gripped in his hand,and he,s wearing a half-way smile,and he feels that he,s crook,but yet none of his crimes are plan,ed,because all this man needs is a thousand pennys,ten pounds sterling,its all about the queens pound note,and he,s so untrustworthy that his dealer wont take his I.O.U,s,so if he fails to make a hit then he gets the blues,Now he,s out on the rob,and he,s wearing his well worn in,tatty rubber souled shoes,and if you were to see him then you would know that he was a thife by the way that he moves,because he,s got that quick two-step,burglars walk,he,s a sneaky little funk whos treading light,while he,s searching for some petty cash with a low-beam torch,he,s hoping on the fact that he,s gunna find opertunity like an open window so that he can flick that latch and if he gets caught,well then they might just,snatch back there belongings and break his bones,only this time he was too sly,and he,s made off with some money and a mobile-phone,what a fool,because sitting on that drive-way was a lexus with some nice clean chromes,but mabey he,s to inepet to drive,and is best advised to burgaling homes,because he is only a half-time crook,who is trying to get by living on the dole,and he dosent work because he wants to be a full-time cook,witch is why he,s always on the take,and right now,he,s adding up the money from the stuff that he took,The lucky little mans like,"I got 60what pounds cash?,and a top of the range phone man look,it,s pay as you go,and it,s got a 7mega pixel camra with a built in flash,But lisen sincirely when i say thats not anough,because this mans driven by the pure need to make the money,them crisp pound notes to a pocket full of change,he,s spending out a five-fingered-fortune on the product that he puts in his veins,its for the low-grade,stepped-on,back in the day designer-drug,And he actally belives that he,s unique,he thinks he,s holding to his own ethnic-minorty,but he,s just another one of them insignifacant back-street thugs,doing what he does with a one-track mind,witch is seeking to obtain at thee expence of some others,And i dont know how long he,s been living in dissapation,but thats why now,he,s all alone on sam-hill,while deadhand cupidity fules that raw addiction,that spiraled out of control due to young-age stupidity,he was in and out of jail,useing that excuse of,"look at what all these drugs did to me,and yes,he mite have came from that broken home,with the orgin of his father beyond unknown,he was a tear-away delinkqunt,but now twelve-years have gone and this mans reaping what he,s sown.....

Some say sCONE,some say Scone?

Scones man,ther like litlle cakes?cream and jam?maby its a uk ting?