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"When your lost "here" I am...
"Forever" with your soul
When I glance upwards
you glisten like the moon".

Angelic


Thank you

Crazy at birth on a path to find what Loves worth.
Traverse the Earth in search of 1 so nice I’d rise with thoughts of her 1st.

Could be a curse nonetheless she’ll be worth more than 1 word or short verse.
Lady got me twisted & bent backwards speaking in tongues dying of thirst.

Feel so out of place but that won’t stop my thrills.
When witnessing your face happy I got fever chills.

We gain a 1st chance at lasting all through the night.
She makes me want to dance naked just out of pure spite.

Walls that seem to close around so tight I couldn’t speak only scream.
Woke up lone the next morning wondering was it all just a dream.

That which seems untrue by my nature ridicules hopeless infatuation.
I struggle with the notion of being merely catalyst to her libation.

Taste displacement as my cheeks cringe in shock.
HEADLINES:Oakland boy gets played out like an old pet rock!

What the fock!?

Such a gentleman so instinctively I lay low.
Though much adrenaline I chant “you’ll reap what you sow”.
Here we go again with a dash of I told you so.
Get the message loud & clearly next time I’ll know.

Better to have not, than own a miffed heart once actions’ taken place.
Wish some memories in my mind were easy as chalkboards to erase.



I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Levin's pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.


She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it..

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time..'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the $hit out of me...

Her attention to meticulous wiles sparked my interest though feral thoughts lay quiescent.
As we remain foes in folly tempting lust yet hardly seeking 1 soiled in such petulance.

Connoisseur of impure thoughts I endure those overtly unable to process what I bring.
They’re my life struggles of blue nights, lone, crying wishing the Angels would just sing.

I hear the faint sound of hate, but drown it heartlessly with the utmost quickness.
I refuse to allow such refuse inside my present or future cipher business.

What is this, a grave case of my path really & truly must swallow?
Let me cast a venomous net and see what fool unduly & haplessly follows

Dyed hair & garage sale taste a thirst for youth, kind of ole St. Nickish ‘round the waist.
Just an observation from afar, a lot can be learned just try looking past who YOU are.

Venom is thy name whence ye commit to treachery with overt malicious intent.
Cinnamon kiss yet twisted in the brain; strained now sorely I ponder a shallow submit?

Hell no too strong for that as a djembe beats loudly from inside my chest.
It’s best to smile upon the psychologically perplexed lest you may find use for a ballistic vest.

We ask for truth when best to *poof* the whole sordid tale away like disposable garbage.
Always find brash cowards bringing drama forth not finishing the mess they’ve started.

Intense, we find the hapless rendering of good people fallen upon bad times.
There’s so much more to living life than plotting against fates future demise

I meant to put these on the 'jokes' forum, sorry for the faux pas.

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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is

Left.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse.

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Man who fight with

Wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails

To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement.

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Man who fish in

Other man ' s well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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Thank you Terri720

Thank you 2KidsMom & Dragoness.

The last rung of hope torn from lessons forsaken is nearly out of reach.
Our masks flung overboard float mockingly as we reveal what truly lay beneath.

I locked all fantasies long ago in 1 tightly crammed corner of my mind.
Some Siren procured the key then sang about every intimate detail she could
find.

A wistful sigh escapes my chest as court adjourns inside my now sullied soul.
I’m giving all those little clandestine moments back you so fraudulently
sold.

No jury could convict on the charges you’ve so heinously wrought against my
heart terminally.
In the wise eyes of the Most High I’m only guilty of loving life
indiscriminately.

There’s nothing wrong with having a slightly haphazard approach when one’s
seeking pleasure.
Don’t rule in favor of common methodology if the hunt leans toward a fleeting
endeavor.

Without caution I’m often lost in a dog-spin chasing my own tail barking at
trees & shadows.
When I proceed focused resistance is hopeless, I’m the spawn of African Queens
and Pharaohs.

It’s like the difference between Carrows and a home cooked meal from Big-Mama.
Imagine a dazzling sunny day in Oakland, California, free from any faulty gun drama.

Dreams can come true but some aren’t recognized by the dreamer as such.
My noble swagger allows me to gather more than a fair share of her gentlest touch.

Perhaps the last day upon ones knees the truth shall finally escape its cell.
Con artist extraordinaire turned Angel hoping to avoid a fiery fate in hell.

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont .

Their first night there, she undressed as he did.

There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same -- she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: " What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

Most Excellent

YEAH A GOOD OLE POETIC LYNCHING!!!!

I accept critiques very well but you are just a bit mean, mis-informed and a tad self righteous to think you can know what somebody you DON"T KNOW is living/going through. In YOUR world of daisys & dew drops I suppose the reality you hold dearly must come with glitter and patchouli. Outside my door I can throw a rock twice and hit pimps, prostitutes,drug pushers & users.
My reality is based on FACT not fairy fiction

Thank you very much kc0003 & my sweet BonnyMiss

Thank you Princess pkd1220

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
Been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his
Birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be
Remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
Than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
Charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
Overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
Charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from
School for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding
An unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
That they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.


It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent
To administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform
Parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and
Criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
In your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
Realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her
Lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his
Wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you
Still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.